Forum Game: 3 words to the story
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Mrs213
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
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It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense.
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Posted 7/21/11 10:28 AM |
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GoldenRod
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense. Instead, she took
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Posted 7/21/11 10:47 AM |
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Bops
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense. Instead, she took all her money
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Posted 7/21/11 4:04 PM |
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KCCL
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense. Instead, she took all her money, started a website
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Posted 7/21/11 4:15 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name: Shawn
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense. Instead, she took all her money, started a website focusing mainly on
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Posted 7/25/11 7:33 AM |
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Bops
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense. Instead, she took all her money, started a website focusing mainly on the benefits of
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Posted 7/25/11 3:47 PM |
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LSP2005
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense. Instead, she took all her money, started a website focusing mainly on the benefits of traveling with the Feinsteins
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Posted 7/25/11 4:41 PM |
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GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!
Member since 11/06 26792 total posts
Name: Shawn
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story
It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.
The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.
Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.
That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked. He couldn't believe his orthodox shoe had dog crap oozing out of the chunky heel. "That's the last time I hang out with werewolves.
His wife, a preprinted thank-you advocate, was busy with hanging icicle lights and swimming in her secret lover's fish pond. Wow, the new icon really was quite a dead horse!!
It was then that she decided her intelligence was way below average and that she needed an app. Words with friends makes no sense. Instead, she took all her money, started a website focusing mainly on the benefits of traveling with the Feinsteins, whom we all
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