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leighla
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Lauren
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I need a joke...
Something clean and easy to remember, but still funny.
Anyone have something handy that they use?
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Posted 1/3/07 4:27 PM  |
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Blu-ize
Plan B is Now Plan A
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Susan
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Re: I need a joke...
A Ham and Cheese Sandwich walks into a bar...
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:29 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: I need a joke...
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
From a catalogue.
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:31 PM |
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neenie
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Re: I need a joke...
Obey gravity- it's the law 
what's the audience?
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:31 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: I need a joke...
Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
Because she couldn't keep her mouth shut!
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:33 PM |
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Re: I need a joke...
Did you hear about the accident with the Entenmanns truck?
The donuts got creamed.
Did you hear about the horse that got run over?
He's in "Stable" condition
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:35 PM |
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SweetestOfPeas
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by MrsERod
Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
Because she couldn't keep her mouth shut!
she said CLEAN!
but that's a good one 
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:35 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by SweetestOfPeas
Posted by MrsERod
Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
Because she couldn't keep her mouth shut!
she said CLEAN!
but that's a good one
oops 
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:37 PM |
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trnity44
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Re: I need a joke...
Have you seen the new Pirate Movie?
Its rated Arrrrrrrrrr.
I love that one!
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MrsERod
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by trnity44
Have you seen the new Pirate Movie?
Its rated Arrrrrrrrrr.
I love that one!
cute!!!
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:37 PM |
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leighla
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by neenie
Obey gravity- it's the law
what's the audience?
Work-related.
I like the Entemann's one and the Pirate movie one!!
The Monica one makes me laugh, but can I tell you, I had a training class full of college interns over the summer and not one of them knew who Monica Lewinski was!!!
I felt OLD!!!
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:41 PM |
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Blu-ize
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Re: I need a joke...
and the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:51 PM |
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leighla
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by Blu-ize
and the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
I thought I was missing something before!!
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:52 PM |
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MrsERod
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by Blu-ize
A Ham and Cheese Sandwich walks into a bar...
Posted by Blu-ize
and the bartender says, "sorry, we don't serve food here."
ba rum bump
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| Posted 1/3/07 4:54 PM |
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janet
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Re: I need a joke...
didn't we have a joke section on here?
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:01 PM |
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Blu-ize
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Re: I need a joke...
What do you call a fish with 2 knees?
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:06 PM |
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jxnoscar
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by Blu-ize
What do you call a fish with 2 knees?
Too-nee fish
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:07 PM |
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neenie
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by Blu-ize
What do you call a fish with 2 knees?
two-knee fish 
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:07 PM |
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Blu-ize
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by jxnoscar
Posted by Blu-ize
What do you call a fish with 2 knees?
Too-nee fish
Ding Ding Ding Ding!!!! Johnny, tell her what she's won!
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:07 PM |
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Blu-ize
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Susan
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Re: I need a joke...
A horse walks into a bar
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:08 PM |
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MegZee
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Re: I need a joke...
a guy walked into a bar...
the next one ducked
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:11 PM |
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neenie
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Re: I need a joke...
Posted by Meaghan729
a guy walked into a bar...
the next one ducked
a guy walked into a bar
and said, "Ouch".
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:11 PM |
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MegZee
My bunny
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Re: I need a joke...
a mushroom walked into a bar. the bartender said "we dont serve mushrooms here" and the mushroom said" im not a mushroom im a fun guy (fungi...get it)
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:11 PM |
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MrsPorkChop
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Re: I need a joke...
Human Names Joke
What do you call a girl with no arms, no legs no head on a bbq?
Patty
What do you cal la girl with no arm and no legs, sticking into the wall?
Peg
What do you call a guy with no arms, leg or body floting in water?
bob
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| Posted 1/3/07 5:12 PM |
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jxnoscar
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Nancy
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Re: I need a joke...
A mushroom walks into a bar
He see a beautiful woman at the end of the bar and approaches her.
"Miss, I think you are beautiful, may I buy you a drink and take you out to dinner?"
The woman takes one look at him and immediately dismisses him.
"I can't accept a drink from you or go out with you, you're a freaking mushroom"
The mushroom looks back and says to her
"Now, Come on! I'm a fungi..."
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