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Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

Why did the pony go to the Dr?






He was a little horseChat Icon

Posted 1/3/07 5:14 PM
 
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jxnoscar
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Nancy

Re: I need a joke...

Posted by MrsPorkChop

What do you cal la girl with no arm and no legs, sticking into the wall?

Peg




What do you call a guy with no arms or legs sticking to the wall?

Art

Posted 1/3/07 5:15 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

Why did the cookie go to the Dr?




He was feeling crumbyChat Icon

Posted 1/3/07 5:15 PM
 

MegZee
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Re: I need a joke...

As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"

Posted 1/3/07 5:16 PM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by jxnoscar

Posted by MrsPorkChop

What do you cal la girl with no arm and no legs, sticking into the wall?

Peg




What do you call a guy with no arms or legs sticking to the wall?

Art



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Posted 1/3/07 5:16 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by jxnoscar

Posted by MrsPorkChop

What do you cal la girl with no arm and no legs, sticking into the wall?

Peg




What do you call a guy with no arms or legs sticking to the wall?

Art




What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
















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I love that one

Posted 1/3/07 5:16 PM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by Stacey1403

Posted by jxnoscar

Posted by MrsPorkChop

What do you cal la girl with no arm and no legs, sticking into the wall?

Peg




What do you call a guy with no arms or legs sticking to the wall?

Art




What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
















RussellChat Icon
I love that one



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Posted 1/3/07 5:17 PM
 

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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by Meaghan729

As an old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Fred, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 94. Please be careful!"

"It's not just one car," said Fred, "It's hundreds of them!!"



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Posted 1/3/07 5:18 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

A backscratcher will always find new itches; a brown-noser will always find new sense.
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Posted 1/3/07 5:20 PM
 

MegZee
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Re: I need a joke...

Yo mama is so fat… when she sat on the Nintendo, two Game Boys popped out!

Posted 1/3/07 5:21 PM
 

karacg
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Re: I need a joke...

Are you roasting someone tonight????

Posted 1/3/07 5:21 PM
 

janet
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Re: I need a joke...

5q + 5q=




























ten q(thank you) did you get that one...kryssy wants to know lol

Posted 1/3/07 5:24 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in your fireplace?




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Posted 1/3/07 5:24 PM
 

jxnoscar
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by janet

5q + 5q=




























ten q(thank you) did you get that one...kryssy wants to know lol




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I remember this from elementary school!

Posted 1/3/07 5:26 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

What do you call two men with no arms and no legs in a window?









Curt & RodChat Icon

Posted 1/3/07 5:26 PM
 

Blu-ize
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by Blu-ize

A horse walks into a bar



the bartender says, "why the long face?"

Posted 1/3/07 5:26 PM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by Stacey1403

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs in your fireplace?




BernieChat Icon



omg i love that one Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 1/3/07 5:27 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

What do you call a person with no arms and no legs on the President's desk?








VitoChat Icon

Posted 1/3/07 5:27 PM
 

MrsPorkChop
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by Stacey1403

What do you call two men with no arms and no legs in a window?









Curt & RodChat Icon




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Posted 1/3/07 5:27 PM
 

Stacey1403
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Re: I need a joke...

i love me some no arms no legs jokesChat Icon

Posted 1/3/07 5:28 PM
 

Blu-ize
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Susan

Re: I need a joke...

no arms and no legs on the floor?

Matt

Posted 1/3/07 5:30 PM
 

CouponKT
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Re: I need a joke...

Who is the guy floating in the pool??

BOB

Posted 1/3/07 5:54 PM
 

SoinLove
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Re: I need a joke...

Posted by neenie

Posted by Meaghan729

a guy walked into a bar...

the next one ducked



a guy walked into a bar

and said, "Ouch".



Probably my favorite corny joke EVER Chat Icon

Posted 1/3/07 5:56 PM
 

SoinLove
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Re: I need a joke...

I only know ridiculously corny stuff...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!

Two snowmen were sitting in a field. One turned to the other and said "That's funny. I smell carrots too."

Posted 1/3/07 5:59 PM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: I need a joke...

I one the sandbox

Posted 1/3/07 6:01 PM
 
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