Spin-off: Do you poop at work?

Our ladies room does get pretty ripe.

When you gotta go though, you gotta go.

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Posted by mzsocialworker1

Our ladies room does get pretty ripe.

When you gotta go though, you gotta go.

Re: Spin-off: Do you poop at work?

Try not to.

It should say *I* try not to.

Message edited 11/17/2010 6:17:44 PM.

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nope

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Only if it's an absolute emergency

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now that we have a nice bathroom... at our last office... noooo freeakin way

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considering i'm at work from 9:30 - 6 every day...
yes!

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I have my own bathroom. So... yes

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Yes, if i have to.

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I try to avoid it at all costs but if that's impossible then yes. I try to take one of the stalls at the very end .. though inevitably someone always ends up using the one right next to me!! It's like the don't "get" the unspoken rules of bathroom poop etiquette.

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If I have to...yeah.

I hate when its noisy though...I just flush over and over to hide my wet farts

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No. I don't. I can't. I'd rather go home if I feel the urge. I don't know why.. it just is.

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Rarely, but yeah if I have to, I do.

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Right now I have a business out of my house - so yes.

When I worked at an office I was the only woman in the engineering dept. and the bathrooms were individuals (not stalls) so if I had to go, I went. It did drive me nuts when one of the guys would use my bathroom and stink it up! There were 10 guys and me - one bathroom for each sex and they'd use mine all the time!

I worked at another engineering company for a few years, it was a large company so stalled bathrooms - I only pooped if it were an emergency.

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i try to avoid it at alll costs! if i can go home i go home but if that's not possible i go down to the basement bathroom that hardly anyone uses with a can of air freshener

eta did anyone hear on Z100 this morning about this Just a Drop stuff??

Message edited 11/17/2010 8:39:00 PM.

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Absoluitely 10000% NO.

If i HAVE to go, I will go downstairs to the vacant floor n use their bathroom, lol. NO ONe is on the floor.Its a lil scary, but I just cant go on my floor.

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Uhm, isn't that what bathrooms are FOR? You know, to GO to the bathroom?? I am just sayin'...

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If I absolutely have to, then yes. I try to go usually early in the AM before anyone gets in.

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Posted by MikesBride

If I have to...yeah.

I hate when its noisy though...I just flush over and over to hide my wet farts

Message edited 11/17/2010 8:56:12 PM.

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noooo way!!!!

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Unfortunately I have a bad stomach so when I gotta go I have no choice thankfully there are private bathrooms

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HOW TO POOP AT WORK

We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back
in our cubicles (or offices) and suddenly felt something brewing down below.
As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POOP is
inevitable. For those who hate pooping at work, following is the Survival
Guide for taking a dump at work.


CROP DUSTING: When farting, you walk briskly around the office so
the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but
doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop
until the full fart has been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure
the smell has left your pants.


FLY BY: The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooping. Walk in and
check for other poopers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come
back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become
suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom.


ESCAPEE: A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or
forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of
embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it
did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal,
pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable
for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.


JAILBREAK: When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a machine
gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhea or a hangover. If this
should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the
bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred.


COURTESY FLUSH: The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop
hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poop has to stink up
the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.


WALK OF SHAME: Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after
you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment
if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that
the smell does not exist...... can be avoided with the use of the COURTESY
FLUSH.


OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER: A colleague who poops at work and is darn
proud of it. You will often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the
bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look
around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before entering the
bathroom.


SAFE HAVENS: A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where
you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the
opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper of your sex entering the
bathroom.


TURD BURGLAR: Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall
and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and
vulnerable moments that can occur when taking a poop at work. If this
occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will
avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.


CAMO-COUGH: A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the
bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON,
or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction
with an ASTAIRE.


ASTAIRE: A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the
stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so
the pooper can poop in peace.


WATERMELON: A poop that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet
water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon
coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.


HAVANA OMELET: A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud
splashes in the toilet water..... often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using
Camo-Cough with an Astaire.


UNCLE TED: A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could
spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the pot.
An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should
always wait to poop when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as
the other bathroom attendees.

Re: Spin-off: Do you poop at work?

I used to work in a hospital and I'd have favorite bathrooms to poo in.

Bathrooms of solitude!!

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I have no choice. IBS and I work in the city and live on LI...sooooooooooo, yeah.

But I really will do my best not to...I hate it.

Re: Spin-off: Do you poop at work?

If I have to...yeah.

I hate when its noisy though...I just flush over and over to hide my wet farts