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Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

The original classic - slightly amended...

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards

Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards

The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,

In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there

Ron was nestled all snug in his bed

While visions of bannings danced in his head

And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,

I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.

Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash,
Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs, pets in restaurants and beer

When I saw somewhat controversial subjects, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment that Ophelia was drinking something with a kick.

More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?

On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!

To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall!
Now post away! post away! post away all!"

As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew,
With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen
Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.

As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.

Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And Don's clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,

And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.

Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! lvsdolphin's dimples how merry!

KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!

joenick's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe

The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;

Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;

A wink of doodles' eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,

And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks

And laying her finger aside of her nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard Deb and StudMuffin exclaim, as away they went,

"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

FROM ME TO YOU Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 12/21/2007 11:14:32 AM.

Posted 12/19/05 5:15 PM
 
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FeliciaDP

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Now THAT is awesome!

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Posted 12/19/05 5:18 PM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by FeliciaDP

Now THAT is awesome!

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who needs work right?? Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:19 PM
 

nancygrace
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

merry christmas!!!!

Posted 12/19/05 5:19 PM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

PIMP

OH MY GWAAAAAAAAD
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Posted 12/19/05 5:19 PM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05

13659 total posts

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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

y'all like?

that took me a while to write

it was tough to meld LIF into the story at times Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:20 PM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

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Jennifer

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT

i gotsa re-read that Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:20 PM
 

Marcie
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

OH MY GOD!!! That was the best laugh I had in the longest time!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Thanks for the laugh!! You are too funny!!

Posted 12/19/05 5:21 PM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05

13659 total posts

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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

thank you all

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i gave you what God gave me as a talent (such as it is) Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:22 PM
 

FeliciaDP

Member since 5/05

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Mommy

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

PIMP at this:


But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,

"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"

Posted 12/19/05 5:23 PM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05

13659 total posts

Name:
And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by FeliciaDP

PIMP at this:


But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,

"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"



i HAD to get that in Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:23 PM
 

FeliciaDP

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Mommy

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard Chat Icon

I must re-read Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:24 PM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

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Jennifer

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

OMG i just had to rea that to the DH

and he is like HUH...what about lent?

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Posted 12/19/05 5:26 PM
 

Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by FeliciaDP

I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard Chat Icon

I must re-read Chat Icon



even better on the re-read

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Posted 12/19/05 5:27 PM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05

13659 total posts

Name:
And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

thanks to everyone for giving me the inspiration

Posted 12/19/05 5:28 PM
 

MrsProfessor
hi

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by CaptainCharisma424


"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"



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Posted 12/19/05 5:28 PM
 

Redhead
You Live, You Learn

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Jennifer

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?

On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!



WORD UP
LOVED this part Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:29 PM
 

FelAndJon
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Chat Icon Chat Icon Very creative!!!

Posted 12/19/05 5:29 PM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

Member since 5/05

13659 total posts

Name:
And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by Redhead

"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?

On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!



WORD UP
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i was laughing writing it

Posted 12/19/05 5:30 PM
 

Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

ah Don you know me sooo well Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:31 PM
 

Bri
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards

Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards

The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,

In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there

Ron was nestled all snug in his bed

While visions of bannings danced in his head

And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,

I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.

Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash,
Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs and beer

When I saw "two-worded" subjects, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment that Red was drinking something with a kick.

More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?

On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!

To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall!
Now post away! post away! post away all!"

As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew,
With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen
Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.

As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.

Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And Ro's clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,

And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.

Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! Diane's dimples how merry!

KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!

Red's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe

The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;

Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;

A wink of Red's eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,

And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks

And laying her finger aside of her nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,

"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

FROM ME TO YOU Chat Icon




DON you are HILARIOUS! PIMP!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:46 PM
 

pinky
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

that was great!!!

Posted 12/19/05 5:50 PM
 

Diane
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

ahhhh...my dimples are merryChat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:50 PM
 

CowgirlChick97
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

holy shizzum taht was great
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Posted 12/19/05 5:53 PM
 

lvdolphins
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

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Posted 12/19/05 5:53 PM
 
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