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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
The original classic - slightly amended...
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards
Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards
The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,
In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there
Ron was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of bannings danced in his head
And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash, Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs, pets in restaurants and beer
When I saw somewhat controversial subjects, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment that Ophelia was drinking something with a kick.
More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came, And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?
On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!
To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall! Now post away! post away! post away all!"
As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew, With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.
As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around, Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.
Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot, And Don's clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,
And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.
Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! lvsdolphin's dimples how merry!
KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
joenick's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe
The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth, And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;
Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;
A wink of doodles' eye and a twist of her head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,
And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard Deb and StudMuffin exclaim, as away they went,
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
FROM ME TO YOU
Message edited 12/21/2007 11:14:32 AM.
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Posted 12/19/05 5:15 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name: Mommy
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Now THAT is awesome!
ROCK ON
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Posted 12/19/05 5:18 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by FeliciaDP
Now THAT is awesome!
ROCK ON
who needs work right??
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Posted 12/19/05 5:19 PM |
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nancygrace
I'm 2!
Member since 9/05 6616 total posts
Name: Live*Love*Laugh
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
merry christmas!!!!
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Posted 12/19/05 5:19 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
PIMP
OH MY GWAAAAAAAAD
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Posted 12/19/05 5:19 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
y'all like?
that took me a while to write
it was tough to meld LIF into the story at times
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Posted 12/19/05 5:20 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
oh SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT
i gotsa re-read that
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Posted 12/19/05 5:20 PM |
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Marcie
Complete Happiness :)
Member since 5/05 27789 total posts
Name: LOVE being a Mommy!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
OH MY GOD!!! That was the best laugh I had in the longest time!!!
Thanks for the laugh!! You are too funny!!
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Posted 12/19/05 5:21 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
thank you all
i gave you what God gave me as a talent (such as it is)
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Posted 12/19/05 5:22 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name: Mommy
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
PIMP at this:
But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
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Posted 12/19/05 5:23 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by FeliciaDP
PIMP at this:
But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
i HAD to get that in
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Posted 12/19/05 5:23 PM |
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FeliciaDP
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Member since 5/05 18599 total posts
Name: Mommy
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard
I must re-read
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Posted 12/19/05 5:24 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
OMG i just had to rea that to the DH
and he is like HUH...what about lent?
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Posted 12/19/05 5:26 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by FeliciaDP
I am literally crying I'm laughing so hard
I must re-read
even better on the re-read
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Posted 12/19/05 5:27 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
thanks to everyone for giving me the inspiration
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Posted 12/19/05 5:28 PM |
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
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Posted 12/19/05 5:28 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?
On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!
WORD UP LOVED this part
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Posted 12/19/05 5:29 PM |
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FelAndJon
needs to update her avatar pic
Member since 6/05 10212 total posts
Name: Felice (aka LuckyBride2004)
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Very creative!!!
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Posted 12/19/05 5:29 PM |
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!
Member since 5/05 13659 total posts
Name: And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by Redhead
"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?
On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!
WORD UP LOVED this part
i was laughing writing it
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Posted 12/19/05 5:30 PM |
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Redhead
You Live, You Learn
Member since 5/05 31871 total posts
Name: Jennifer
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
ah Don you know me sooo well
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Posted 12/19/05 5:31 PM |
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Bri
I Love You to Pieces!
Member since 5/05 9919 total posts
Name: Brianne
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Posted by CaptainCharisma424
'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards
Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards
The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,
In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there
Ron was nestled all snug in his bed
While visions of bannings danced in his head
And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,
When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,
I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.
Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash, Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash
The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs and beer
When I saw "two-worded" subjects, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment that Red was drinking something with a kick.
More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came, And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?
On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!
To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall! Now post away! post away! post away all!"
As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly, When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,
So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew, With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.
And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.
As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around, Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.
Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot, And Ro's clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;
A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,
And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.
Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! Diane's dimples how merry!
KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
Red's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe
The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth, And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;
Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf, And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;
A wink of Red's eye and a twist of her head, Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,
And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks
And laying her finger aside of her nose,
And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;
She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,
"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
FROM ME TO YOU
DON you are HILARIOUS! PIMP!
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Posted 12/19/05 5:46 PM |
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pinky
Twin Moms Do Everything Twice
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
that was great!!!
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Posted 12/19/05 5:50 PM |
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Diane
Hope is Contagious....catch it
Member since 5/05 30683 total posts
Name: D
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
ahhhh...my dimples are merry
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Posted 12/19/05 5:50 PM |
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CowgirlChick97
Nike. Just do it.
Member since 5/05 3303 total posts
Name: Brianna
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
holy shizzum taht was great
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Posted 12/19/05 5:53 PM |
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lvdolphins
My Loves!
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF
Very Creative!
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Posted 12/19/05 5:53 PM |
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