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Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

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Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by luvsbob4603

i like it too except the part about ro's clothes being tarnished and covered with ashes and soot thats sad very sad!Chat Icon why is that?????



IT IS PART OF THE STORY......

HE MADE YOU APART OF IT...

O M G Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:08 AM
 
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CowgirlChick97
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

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Posted 12/20/05 10:08 AM
 

Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

O M G

DOES EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE HAVE TO BE OFFENSIVE

Message edited 12/20/2005 10:09:47 AM.

Posted 12/20/05 10:09 AM
 

FeliciaDP

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by Redhead

O M G

DOES EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE HAVE TO BE OFFENSIVE



I GUESS SO Chat Icon Chat Icon

I'm telling ya, there is just no sense on this forum anymore , NO DAMN SENSE Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:11 AM
 

Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by FeliciaDP

Posted by Redhead

O M G

DOES EVERYTHING ON THIS SITE HAVE TO BE OFFENSIVE



I GUESS SO Chat Icon Chat Icon

I'm telling ya, there is just no sense on this forum anymore , NO DAMN SENSE Chat Icon Chat Icon



NO SH!T

People need to lighten up. This was written in GOODWILL no malice whatsoever

Posted 12/20/05 10:13 AM
 

kathleeng

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Really cute poem, I was reading it last night and it put a smile on my face.Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:16 AM
 

Cheryl
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Very creative!!!
Great Job!

Posted 12/20/05 10:20 AM
 

FeliciaDP

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by Redhead
People need to lighten up. This was written in GOODWILL no malice whatsoever



Exactly .. I simply cannot see how anyone at ALL would read between the lines and pick it apart and try to find anything insulting about it whatsoever Chat Icon

It was meant as a joke that we could ALL (as member of LIFs) enjoy.. and merely pokes fun at all the THINGS that goes on around the boards, that only we could relate too. It is not at all a dig at ANY MEMBER at ALL

Sheeesh
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Message edited 12/20/2005 10:23:45 AM.

Posted 12/20/05 10:22 AM
 

skew
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

LOVE it!!!

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Posted 12/20/05 10:23 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

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'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards

Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards

The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,

In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there

Ron was nestled all snug in his bed

While visions of bannings danced in his head

And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,

I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.

Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash,
Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs and beer

When I saw "two-worded" subjects, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment that Red was drinking something with a kick.

More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?

On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!

To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall!
Now post away! post away! post away all!"

As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew,
With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen
Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.

As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.

Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And DON'S clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,

And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.

Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! Diane's dimples how merry!

KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!

Red's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe

The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;

Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;

A wink of Red's eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,

And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks

And laying her finger aside of her nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,

"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

FROM ME TO YOU

Posted 12/20/05 10:27 AM
 

Moehick
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Oh Don always the diplomatChat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:28 AM
 

CowgirlChick97
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

LMAO Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:29 AM
 

steph4777
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

That was awesome Don!

Posted 12/20/05 10:29 AM
 

dpli
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

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I was going to offer to be the understudy, but I see you took care of it. Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:31 AM
 

oneday
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Gotta say that was pretty cute Don!!Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:31 AM
 

FeliciaDP

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by dpli

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

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I was going to offer to be the understudy, but I see you took care of it. Chat Icon



Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon you are a team player Donna Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:32 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

i mean seriously folks, this one hurts and to hurt me it takes alot

i wanted to give you all a present from my heart, i wanted to give you from the talent that God gave me

some are builders, some are singers

i'm a creative writer, it's what i do

i felt so good yesterday when i left here that i made people smile

that people who were having a lousy day had a laugh

then i come in to this.

I was considering taking the story down, but i'm not gonna succumb because two people found a way to read into this story, looking for something offensive that just wasn't there.

I cut and pasted the story into a post and just added in LIF stuff where appropriate. Some of the names that I included had a meaning, some were random. I shouldn't have to explain this, but the line with ro's name was random. I just wanted to include her in my story to show her that she had friends

Funny thing is, if I HADN'T included her, I will bet you dollars to donuts that she would have had a problem with that.

Whatever, I give up.

Posted 12/20/05 10:34 AM
 

Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

hey...i could make up my own version of it just too see what is really offensive? Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:35 AM
 

Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Don.puhleze no need to even bother explaining...

WE LOVED IT Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:36 AM
 

Moehick
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by Redhead

hey...i could make up my own version of it just too see what is really offensive? Chat Icon Chat Icon



Ohh now that would be interestingChat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:37 AM
 

june262004
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:37 AM
 

Moehick
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Don we all know you meant good...don't worry about what a few say...listen to our big mouthsChat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:38 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by june262004

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



now juney, do you have a problem being covered with fur?

don't know where you stand on the subject

Posted 12/20/05 10:38 AM
 

Redhead
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

Posted by june262004

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



now juney, do you have a problem being covered with fur?

don't know where you stand on the subject

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

i DO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE FACT THAT I AM A PIPE PUFFER Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:39 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by Redhead

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

Posted by june262004

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



now juney, do you have a problem being covered with fur?

don't know where you stand on the subject

Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

i DO HAVE AN ISSUE WITH THE FACT THAT I AM A PIPE PUFFER Chat Icon



i heard you like to lay pipe

Posted 12/20/05 10:40 AM
 
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