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Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

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mrswask
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Michal

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

OMG!!! I'm dying!! That was awesome!! I've never been part of a Christmas poem beforeChat Icon I wonder what was in my pack??

Rock on, Homeslice!!Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:57 PM
 
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QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by mrswask

OMG!!! I'm dying!! That was awesome!! I've never been part of a Christmas poem beforeChat Icon I wonder what was in my pack??

Rock on, Homeslice!!Chat Icon



i'd like to know what was in your pack too

but boosh won't let me Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 5:57 PM
 

mrswask
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Posted 12/19/05 5:59 PM
 

Redhead
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Posted 12/19/05 6:02 PM
 

BaroqueMama
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me

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

What a talent, what a talentChat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 6:02 PM
 

VirginiaDeb
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Posted 12/19/05 6:07 PM
 

bellarina
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Chat Icon Chat Icon Yea! I'm impressed! Great job!

Posted 12/19/05 6:09 PM
 

boosh1002
We like hanging together!

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Mommy to twins

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

Posted by mrswask

OMG!!! I'm dying!! That was awesome!! I've never been part of a Christmas poem beforeChat Icon I wonder what was in my pack??

Rock on, Homeslice!!Chat Icon



i'd like to know what was in your pack too

but boosh won't let me Chat Icon



you better be good or no presents from this elf!!! Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 6:13 PM
 

Bri
I Love You to Pieces!

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Brianne

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by FeliciaDP

PIMP at this:


But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,

"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"



We are hysterical over this also

Posted 12/19/05 6:14 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all on the boards

Drama was stirring in bunches and hoards

The LIF members were seated in front of their computers with care,

In hopes that 1000 posts soon would be there

Ron was nestled all snug in his bed

While visions of bannings danced in his head

And Boosh in her 'kerchief, and I in my Mets cap,

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When on the computer, there arose such a clatter,

I sprang to my screen to see what was the matter.

Away to the hard drive I flew like a flash,
Tore open the keyboard, while my fingers began to mash

The moon on the breast of the new-fallen snow
Gave the lustre of mid-day to objects below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,

But a variety of threads about hate crimes, strip clubs and beer

When I saw "two-worded" subjects, so lively and quick,

I knew in a moment that Red was drinking something with a kick.

More opinionated than ERod, her topics they came,
And she whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;

"Now! Do You?, Now! Are You?, Now! Did You?, and How?

On! Will You?, On! How Many?, on! Where? and Now!

To the top of the screen! to the top of the wall!
Now post away! post away! post away all!"

As dry leaves that fall before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the desk-top the coursers they flew,
With a site full of two-worded subjects, and some steak sauce too.

And then, in a twinkling, I saw on the screen
Felicia cheering as the Yankees entered the championship scene.

As I held my mouse in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the forum, all the threads came with a bound.

Juney was dressed all in fur, from her head to her foot,
And Ro's clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot;

A bundle of chat icons, Moe had on her back,

And Michal looked like a peddler just opening her pack.

Boosh's eyes -- how they twinkled! Diane's dimples how merry!

KimPetro's cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!

Red's droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,

And with a quick little smile toward Don, jealously got the best of Moe

The stump of a pipe she held tight in her teeth,
And the smoke it encircled her head like a wreath;

Then I met Shorty, a right jolly old elf,
And I laughed and smiled when I saw her, in spite of myself;

A wink of Red's eye and a twist of her head,
Soon gave me to know I had nothing to dread;

She spoke but two words, and went straight to work,

And posted on all the forums; making challengers look like jerks

And laying her finger aside of her nose,

And giving a nod, up the chimney she rose;

She sprang to her sleigh, to her team gave a whistle,

And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.

But I heard Brian and Brianne exclaim, as away they went,

"Happy Christmas to all, you'll never see us at steakhouses during Lent"

MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE

FROM ME TO YOU Chat Icon

PIMP I couldn't stop laughing! You the man Homey!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 6:16 PM
 

Shelly
She's 7!!!

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

That was great.

Posted 12/19/05 6:19 PM
 

dandj
Love of my life....

Member since 5/05

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Denise

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

That was hysterical!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted 12/19/05 6:35 PM
 

Shorty
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really

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

DON!!!
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Posted 12/19/05 6:42 PM
 

MommyofG
just the girls

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Janice

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Don that is AWESOME!!!!!!

Posted 12/19/05 6:59 PM
 

DebG
Pick a cause & stand up for it

Member since 5/05

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The cure IS worse!

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Nice Job!!

Posted 12/19/05 7:06 PM
 

ggt08
;)

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

giving you props Don!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 7:08 PM
 

missus-hbradio
Twin mommy

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Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 7:49 PM
 

Luvlylady
Earned My Bragging Rights!

Member since 5/05

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Alexandria

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Not to Shabby
I love itChat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 7:51 PM
 

MrsERod
Praying for Everyone.

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MrsERod™®

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

PIMP!!!!
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THIS IS A CLASSIC!!!!!!

Posted 12/19/05 7:57 PM
 

dooodles
When you wish upon a star

Member since 5/05

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Because 2 people fell in love

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

That was great Don!! Very creative!

Posted 12/19/05 8:16 PM
 

LadyMaravilla
Fall Is Here

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Sonia

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

this was hilarious!!!!!!!!!! That was great!!! Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

I saved it....it will be lodged in my hear forever! Chat Icon

Posted 12/19/05 9:49 PM
 

luvsbob4603
To a healthy 2013

Member since 5/05

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To a brand new year to a healthier me

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

i like it too except the part about ro's clothes being tarnished and covered with ashes and soot thats sad very why is that?????Chat Icon Chat Icon

Message edited 12/20/2005 4:15:24 PM.

Posted 12/20/05 12:15 AM
 

QuoteTheRaven424
22 Months?!!!!

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And If That Isn't A True Blue Miracle

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

i am not even dignifying this with a response Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:03 AM
 

Moehick
Ready for the sun!

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Properly perfect™

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

OMG Don! You are an evil genius!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

I loved it....this will have to go down in LIF history!Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 12/20/05 10:03 AM
 

FeliciaDP

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Mommy

Re: Twas the Night Before Christmas - -on LIF

Posted by CaptainCharisma424

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DITTO DITTO DITTO

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Posted 12/20/05 10:07 AM
 
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