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lipglossjunky73
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups

Posted 7/15/11 2:04 PM
 
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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about

Posted 7/15/11 3:15 PM
 

scalpbee
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Member since 12/09

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Name:
Abi

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Posted 7/15/11 4:19 PM
 

MrsPorkChop
Twinning!!

Member since 5/05

9941 total posts

Name:
Missy

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story


It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer

Posted 7/15/11 4:54 PM
 

MrsM429
Mama x2 <3

Member since 12/10

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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story


It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of

Posted 7/15/11 10:51 PM
 

lipglossjunky73
My Everything!

Member since 11/05

35670 total posts

Name:
<3

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story




It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap

Posted 7/16/11 11:36 AM
 

Bearcat
Love my little girls!!! <3

Member since 6/10

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E

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

double post

Message edited 7/16/2011 1:51:59 PM.

Posted 7/16/11 1:47 PM
 

Bearcat
Love my little girls!!! <3

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E

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his

Posted 7/16/11 1:51 PM
 

Mrs213
????????

Member since 2/09

18986 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls

Posted 7/16/11 2:21 PM
 

FranM
And so it goes....

Member since 9/05

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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those

Posted 7/16/11 4:02 PM
 

LSP2005
Bunny kisses are so cute!

Member since 5/05

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Name:
L

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story


It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since

Posted 7/16/11 4:48 PM
 

bettybcafe
Big brother in the making

Member since 7/07

8611 total posts

Name:
M

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce

Posted 7/16/11 8:34 PM
 

Bops
My 3 wishes

Member since 12/07

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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since

Posted 7/17/11 9:50 AM
 

MrsM429
Mama x2 <3

Member since 12/10

4946 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident.

Posted 7/17/11 9:59 AM
 

Mrs213
????????

Member since 2/09

18986 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus

Posted 7/17/11 11:36 AM
 

MrsPorkChop
Twinning!!

Member since 5/05

9941 total posts

Name:
Missy

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope

Posted 7/17/11 8:02 PM
 

shapla79
Where Does The Time Go?

Member since 11/07

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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard

Posted 7/17/11 9:18 PM
 

Bops
My 3 wishes

Member since 12/07

13625 total posts

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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground

Posted 7/17/11 10:22 PM
 

Blazesyth
*yawn*

Member since 5/05

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Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me

Posted 7/17/11 10:26 PM
 

Mrs213
????????

Member since 2/09

18986 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

NEW Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before

Posted 7/17/11 10:51 PM
 

AMPirate
Missing our peanut :(

Member since 11/09

1678 total posts

Name:
Antoinette

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep

Posted 7/17/11 11:04 PM
 

bettybcafe
Big brother in the making

Member since 7/07

8611 total posts

Name:
M

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

Posted 7/17/11 11:09 PM
 

GoldenRod
10 years on LIF!

Member since 11/06

26792 total posts

Name:
Shawn

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he

Posted 7/18/11 7:50 AM
 

Mrs213
????????

Member since 2/09

18986 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee

Posted 7/18/11 7:55 AM
 

Hofstra26
Love to Bake!

Member since 7/06

27915 total posts

Name:

Re: Forum Game: 3 words to the story

It was a dark, stormy night. Nobody knew why the door was open until they stepped outside and saw muddy footsteps leading right to a very large, shadowy figure standing holding a cat. NO!, Not Kitty, she exclaimed suddenly! Oh, but it was too late. The poor cat jumped so high it fell down and hurt its whiskers so that it could only lick its nose.

The man exclaimed, "This is my long lost relative, The Great Alfred Montague from the City of Verona." He looked up on Google for Long Island Families and found drama about icicle lights, express checkout lanes, feeding kids junk, threads about peeps, ... even peanut allergies. Then he realized nobody likes sh!t-stirrers or semen yogurt, so he combined 3 different forums and named it Dead Cat Directory. A place where people could share secret facebook groups and chat about people they envy.

Unfortunately, his computer fell off of his naked lap, and crushed his pair of balls. Didn't need those medicine balls since I cant reproduce anyway ever since the scissor incident. Super glue Jesus helped me cope with something overheard
on the playground that had me eating chips before I fell asleep on the sidewalk.

That's when he had a slurpee and almost choked.

Posted 7/18/11 8:42 AM
 
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