| Posted By |
Message |
| Pages: [1] 2 3 4 >> |
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Funny Quotes....
|
Posted 5/11/05 10:30 PM  |
| |
|
Long Island Weddings
Long Island's Largest Bridal Resource |
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
He who goes to bed with itchy azz, wakes up with smelly fingers in the morning.
-Confuscious
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:31 PM |
| |
|
Jennifer
Happy
Member since 5/05 4230 total posts
Name:
.
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
He who passes gas in church sits in his own pew...
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:31 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Jennifer
He who passes gas in church sits in his own pew...
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM |
| |
|
neenie
Member since 5/05 22351 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
man who spend all day in cathouse, spend all night in doghouse
-confuscious
confuscious also say:
virginity like bubble- one prick, all gone 
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Surely your not serious, I am serious and don't call me surely.
- Airplane the movie
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM |
| |
|
Jennifer
Happy
Member since 5/05 4230 total posts
Name:
.
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
These are cute!!!
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by neeniebean86
man who spend all day in cathouse, spend all night in doghouse
-confuscious
confuscious also say:
virginity like bubble- one prick, all gone
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:33 PM |
| |
|
Cocoa
LIF Infant
Member since 5/05 314 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friend's nose!
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:33 PM |
| |
|
LMFitz
life is good
Member since 5/05 2013 total posts
Name:
L
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by OscarTheGroom
Surely your not serious, I am serious and don't call me surely.
- Airplane the movie
Same movie: "And Leon's getting laaarrggeerrrr"
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:33 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by LMFitz
Posted by OscarTheGroom
Surely your not serious, I am serious and don't call me surely.
- Airplane the movie
Same movie: "And Leon's getting laaarrggeerrrr"
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:34 PM |
| |
|
HarleyGirlFLA
Come on in
Member since 5/05 9674 total posts
Name:
Mel
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Life's tough, get a helmet
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:34 PM |
| |
|
Jesaroo
is not the girl you knew
Member since 5/05 14266 total posts
Name:
Jes
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
"i like the pole AND the hole"
"ill make your pinky all stinky"
"im as moist as a fruitcake down there"
---------strangers with candy
"thats like saying prada is just a shoe, or vodka is just a morning beverage"
"i dont care if hes rich or poor, fat or thing; just as long as he's rich and thin"
"you can play with my X-box anytime!...hey look, this game is called an X-box too!"
----------will & grace
"he's an azzhole" ; "you cant call a baby an azzhole!"
--------sex and the city
Message edited 5/11/2005 10:35:17 PM.
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:34 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Nice Beaver... Why Thank you ... I just had it stuffed.
- The Naked Gun
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:35 PM |
| |
|
Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
Name:
Jackie
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Well, they aren't exactly quotes, but I love Yiddish curses - they're hysterical! I'm only posting the translations:
A hundred houses shall he have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive him from bed to bed.
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:36 PM |
| |
|
Jax430
Hi!
Member since 5/05 18919 total posts
Name:
Jackie
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:37 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Hey Whats a Jacuzzi without bubbles. Hey Bubbles get in here.
-Back to School
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:37 PM |
| |
|
neenie
Member since 5/05 22351 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.
-Old School
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:37 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by neeniebean86
True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.
-Old School
Bwaaaah
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:38 PM |
| |
|
neenie
Member since 5/05 22351 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
its my favorite quote of all time
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:38 PM |
| |
|
TheInfamousOTG
Waiting for Lil' M....
Member since 5/05 3468 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by neeniebean86
its my favorite quote of all time
I love that movie
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:38 PM |
| |
|
LMFitz
life is good
Member since 5/05 2013 total posts
Name:
L
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
"220, 221 - whatever it takes"
- Mr. Mom
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:39 PM |
| |
|
neenie
Member since 5/05 22351 total posts
Name:
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by OscarTheGroom
Posted by neeniebean86
its my favorite quote of all time
I love that movie
i could go on all night quoting that movie
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:39 PM |
| |
|
LMFitz
life is good
Member since 5/05 2013 total posts
Name:
L
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
someone help me with the movie - but my friend used to say this all the time:
"Look what you did you little jerk!"
What's it from???
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:40 PM |
| |
|
HarleyGirlFLA
Come on in
Member since 5/05 9674 total posts
Name:
Mel
|
Re: Funny Quotes....
May the shwartz be with you
~Spaceballs
|
| Posted 5/11/05 10:40 PM |
| |
|
| Pages: [1] 2 3 4 >> |
