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Jax430
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Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Robin Hood: This is Ahchoo.
Blinkin: A Jew? Here?
Robin Hood: No no, not a Jew. Ahchoo.

Posted 5/11/05 11:11 PM
 
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Jesaroo
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Re: Funny Quotes....

"I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her."

"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."

----------ellen degeneres

Posted 5/11/05 11:11 PM
 

Gertyrae
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Gerty ®

Re: Funny Quotes....

Forget about Light Speed, I want to go to Ludicrous Speed....

Posted 5/11/05 11:11 PM
 

Jax430
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Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Scarlet: Blinkin! Fix your boobs; you look like a bleedin' Picasso!

Posted 5/11/05 11:12 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.

Posted 5/11/05 11:12 PM
 

neenie

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by Lolita4Life


"I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that."



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i tell people to call me that too!! though i dont have any godchildren Chat Icon

Posted 5/11/05 11:12 PM
 

LMFitz
life is good

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L

Re: Funny Quotes....

If I'm not back in 5 minutes, just wait longer.

-Ace Ventura

Posted 5/11/05 11:12 PM
 

Gertyrae
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Re: Funny Quotes....

I'm a MOG ...half man, half dog...I'm my own best friend!

Posted 5/11/05 11:13 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Princess Vespa: Who are you?
Barf: Barf!
Dot Matrix: Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!

Posted 5/11/05 11:13 PM
 

Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....

There was nothing wrong with my name... until I was about 12 years old and that no-talent ***-clown became famous and started winning Grammies.

Michael Bolton, Office Space

Posted 5/11/05 11:13 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Excuse me your balls are showing.
Ace Ventura

Posted 5/11/05 11:14 PM
 

Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue?

-Airplane

Posted 5/11/05 11:14 PM
 

Jesaroo
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Re: Funny Quotes....

"I was on this ship with 800 lesbians... we can't get off... so much drama. 'Were you looking at her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her or her? Well were you?' "

"And I went through this whole thing, you know. I was like: Am I gay? Am I straight? And I realized I'm just slutty. (laughter) Where's my parade? "

"Hi my name is Gwen, and I'm here to WAAAAAAAAAASH your vagina. "

(as her mom:) "Um, Paul called... IS HE DA GAY?"

---------margaret cho

Posted 5/11/05 11:15 PM
 

Jax430
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Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Auctioneer: Where are you from?
Josephus: Ethiopia
Auctioneer: What part?
Josephus: 125th Street.

History of the World

Posted 5/11/05 11:16 PM
 

LMFitz
life is good

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L

Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by Jax430

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue?

-Airplane




I just spit when I read that!

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Posted 5/11/05 11:16 PM
 

Gertyrae
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Gerty ®

Re: Funny Quotes....

I'm a running, jumping, climbing trees tranvestite.
-Eddie Izzard

Posted 5/11/05 11:16 PM
 

Jax430
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Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Swiftus: Oh you are nuts. N-V-T-S - nuts!

Posted 5/11/05 11:16 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Posted by LMFitz

Posted by Jax430

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue?

-Airplane




I just spit when I read that!

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Posted 5/11/05 11:17 PM
 

LMFitz
life is good

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L

Re: Funny Quotes....

Ty: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny: Every day.
Ty: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny: I don't know.

-Caddyshack

Posted 5/11/05 11:17 PM
 

Jesaroo
is not the girl you knew

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Jes

Re: Funny Quotes....

"My mom was a ventriloquist and she always was throwing her voice. For ten years I thought the dog was telling me to kill my father."

"I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that?"

"People always come up to me and say that my smoking is bothering them... Well, it's killing me!"

"My mother always said don't marry for money, divorce for money"


-----------wendy leibman

Posted 5/11/05 11:17 PM
 

Gertyrae
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Gerty ®

Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by LMFitz

Ty: You take drugs, Danny?
Danny: Every day.
Ty: Good. Then what's your problem?
Danny: I don't know.

-Caddyshack



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Posted 5/11/05 11:17 PM
 

Jax430
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Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Count de Monet: Don't get saucy with me, Bernaise.

Posted 5/11/05 11:17 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir.

*******, Major *******!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir.

Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?

Posted 5/11/05 11:19 PM
 

Jax430
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Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Operator: have a emergency call for you on line five, from a Mr. Hamm.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Alright, give me Hamm on five, hold the mayo.

-Airplane

Posted 5/11/05 11:19 PM
 

Jax430
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Member since 5/05

18919 total posts

Name:
Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by OscarTheGroom

Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?

Major: I did sir. He's my cousin.

Dark Helmet: Who is he?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* sir.

Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?

Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir.

*******, Major *******!

Dark Helmet: And his cousin?

Colonel Sandurz: He's an ******* too sir.

Gunner's mate First Class Philip *******!

Dark Helmet: How many asholes do we have on this ship, anyway?



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I truly believe there is nothing better than Mel Brooks movie quotes!

Posted 5/11/05 11:19 PM
 
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