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TheInfamousOTG
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Funny Quotes....

Posted 5/11/05 10:30 PM
 
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

He who goes to bed with itchy azz, wakes up with smelly fingers in the morning.
-Confuscious

Posted 5/11/05 10:31 PM
 

Jennifer
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Re: Funny Quotes....

He who passes gas in church sits in his own pew...

Posted 5/11/05 10:31 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by Jennifer

He who passes gas in church sits in his own pew...

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Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM
 

neenie

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Re: Funny Quotes....

man who spend all day in cathouse, spend all night in doghouse
-confuscious

confuscious also say:
virginity like bubble- one prick, all gone Chat Icon

Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Surely your not serious, I am serious and don't call me surely.
- Airplane the movie

Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM
 

Jennifer
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Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon These are cute!!!

Posted 5/11/05 10:32 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by neeniebean86

man who spend all day in cathouse, spend all night in doghouse
-confuscious

confuscious also say:
virginity like bubble- one prick, all gone Chat Icon

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Posted 5/11/05 10:33 PM
 

Cocoa
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Re: Funny Quotes....

you can pick your friends
you can pick your nose
but you can't pick your friend's nose!

Posted 5/11/05 10:33 PM
 

LMFitz
life is good

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by OscarTheGroom

Surely your not serious, I am serious and don't call me surely.
- Airplane the movie



Same movie: "And Leon's getting laaarrggeerrrr"

Posted 5/11/05 10:33 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by LMFitz

Posted by OscarTheGroom

Surely your not serious, I am serious and don't call me surely.
- Airplane the movie



Same movie: "And Leon's getting laaarrggeerrrr"

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Posted 5/11/05 10:34 PM
 

HarleyGirlFLA
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Life's tough, get a helmet Chat Icon

Posted 5/11/05 10:34 PM
 

Jesaroo
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Re: Funny Quotes....

"i like the pole AND the hole"

"ill make your pinky all stinky"

"im as moist as a fruitcake down there"
---------strangers with candy



"thats like saying prada is just a shoe, or vodka is just a morning beverage"

"i dont care if hes rich or poor, fat or thing; just as long as he's rich and thin"

"you can play with my X-box anytime!...hey look, this game is called an X-box too!"
----------will & grace



"he's an azzhole" ; "you cant call a baby an azzhole!"
--------sex and the city

Message edited 5/11/2005 10:35:17 PM.

Posted 5/11/05 10:34 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Nice Beaver... Why Thank you ... I just had it stuffed.
- The Naked Gun

Posted 5/11/05 10:35 PM
 

Jax430
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Jackie

Re: Funny Quotes....

Well, they aren't exactly quotes, but I love Yiddish curses - they're hysterical! I'm only posting the translations:


A hundred houses shall he have, in every house a hundred rooms and in every room twenty beds, and a delirious fever should drive him from bed to bed.

Posted 5/11/05 10:36 PM
 

Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....

He should be transformed into a chandelier, to hang by day and to burn by night.

Posted 5/11/05 10:37 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Hey Whats a Jacuzzi without bubbles. Hey Bubbles get in here.
-Back to School

Posted 5/11/05 10:37 PM
 

neenie

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Re: Funny Quotes....

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.
-Old School

Posted 5/11/05 10:37 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by neeniebean86

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.
-Old School

Bwaaaah Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon

Posted 5/11/05 10:38 PM
 

neenie

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by OscarTheGroom

Posted by neeniebean86

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.
-Old School

Bwaaaah Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



its my favorite quote of all time Chat Icon

Posted 5/11/05 10:38 PM
 

TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by neeniebean86

Posted by OscarTheGroom

Posted by neeniebean86

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.
-Old School

Bwaaaah Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



its my favorite quote of all time Chat Icon

I love that movie

Posted 5/11/05 10:38 PM
 

LMFitz
life is good

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Re: Funny Quotes....

"220, 221 - whatever it takes"
- Mr. Mom

Posted 5/11/05 10:39 PM
 

neenie

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Re: Funny Quotes....

Posted by OscarTheGroom

Posted by neeniebean86

Posted by OscarTheGroom

Posted by neeniebean86

True love is hard to find. Sometimes you think you have true love, and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego, and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blinfolded, like a goddamn magic show, ready to doubleteam your girlfriend.
-Old School

Bwaaaah Chat Icon Chat Icon Chat Icon



its my favorite quote of all time Chat Icon

I love that movie



i could go on all night quoting that movie Chat Icon

Posted 5/11/05 10:39 PM
 

LMFitz
life is good

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Re: Funny Quotes....

someone help me with the movie - but my friend used to say this all the time:
"Look what you did you little jerk!"

What's it from???Chat Icon

Posted 5/11/05 10:40 PM
 

HarleyGirlFLA
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Re: Funny Quotes....

May the shwartz be with you
~Spaceballs

Posted 5/11/05 10:40 PM
 
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