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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by OscarTheGroom
Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
I was afraid to open the Napoleon jar - it could continue all night! 
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
"This is beautiful - what is this, velvet?"
-Coming to America
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:54 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
I'm going to do a major switch from Fiddler to George Carlin:
I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:55 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Stifler: I say, why don't you guys locate your *****, remove the shrink wrap, and fing *use* them!
-American Pie
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:55 PM |
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Gertyrae
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Re: Funny Quotes....
How do you like your steak?
Well done.
You'll eat it bloody to feed your blood.
The woman wanted to be cheap, but the man...he understood.
You feed one more piece of my food to those dogs, old man, and I'll kick you till your dead.
Moonstruck....and I could go on
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:56 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Jim: You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
- American Pie
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:56 PM |
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
"Procrastinate now. Don't put it off."
-Ellen DeGeneres
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:57 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Say my name b i t c h...
- American Pie
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:58 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:59 PM |
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HarleyGirlFLA
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Re: Funny Quotes....
"this one time in band camp"
American pie
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:59 PM |
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Gertyrae
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Jax430
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic and so am I. -- Bill Murray (What about Bob)
I love that line...use it all the time!
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:01 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Joseph: Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina!
Detective John Kimble: Thanks for the tip
-Kindergarden Cop
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:01 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Funny Quotes....
your mom goes to college
dont be jealous, Napoleon, b/c i get to talk to hot chicks on the computer all day
tina, you fat lard, come eat
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:02 PM |
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Shall we shag now...or shag later!
A bong and a blintz? A pipe and a crepe?
-Austin Powers
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:02 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
- Spaceballs the movie
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:05 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by OscarTheGroom
Yogurt: Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.
- Spaceballs the movie
 love that one!
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:05 PM |
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HarleyGirlFLA
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Dade Murphy: "I'm zero cool"
~Hackers
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:05 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:06 PM |
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HarleyGirlFLA
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Dark Helmet "I hate yogurt"
~Spaceballs
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:07 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Funny Quotes....
what would bryan boytano do?
south park movie 
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:07 PM |
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Jesaroo
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Re: Funny Quotes....
"but my lips hurt REAL BAD"
-----napolean dynomite
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:08 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by OscarTheGroom
Dark Helmet: So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! The kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:08 PM |
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Jesaroo
is not the girl you knew
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Re: Funny Quotes....
"dude we gotta go i just sharted"
"sharted?"
"yeah i farted and a little shyt came out"
----------along came polly
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:09 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Blinkin: This never would have happened if your father was alive.
Robin Hood: He's dead?
Blinkin: Yes.
Robin Hood: And my mother?
Blinkin: She died of pneumonia while - oh, you were away!
Robin Hood: My three brothers?
Blinkin: Died of the plague.
Robin Hood: My dog Pogo?
Blinkin: Run over by a carriage.
Robin Hood: My goldfish Goldie?
Blinkin: Eaten by the cat.
Robin Hood: My cat?
Blinkin: Choked on the goldfish. Oh, it's good to be home, ain't it, Master Robin?
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