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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Prince: Such an unusual name, "Latrine." How did your family come by it?
Latrine: We changed it in the 9th century.
Prince: You mean you changed it TO "Latrine"?
Latrine: Yeah. Used to be "Shithouse."
Prince: It's a good change. That's a good change!
Robin Hood: Men in Tights
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by LMFitz
someone help me with the movie - but my friend used to say this all the time:
"Look what you did you little jerk!"
What's it from???
Home Alone! LOVE THAT LINE!  (say it to DH all the time  )
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Imagine you're a deer, you're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little lips down to the cool clear water ... BAM ... a bullet rips off part of your head. Now I ask you, would you give a damn what kind of pants the son of a b**** who shot you was wearing?"
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:43 PM |
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neenie
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Jax430
Imagine you're a deer, you're prancing along, you get thirsty, you spot a little brook, you put your little lips down to the cool clear water ... BAM ... a bullet rips off part of your head. Now I ask you, would you give a damn what kind of pants the son of a b**** who shot you was wearing?"
awesome movie!
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by neeniebean86
Home Alone! LOVE THAT LINE! (say it to DH all the time )
THANK YOU! It's only been like 10 years that I've been saying that - and I never knew where it was from!
How about My Cousin Vinny:
You look like a tourist.
And what are you, a f*****g world traveler?
A burp is spontaneous - but a burp is not romantic!
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
You beat me to it - plus I couldn't remember the exact words!
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by LMFitz
someone help me with the movie - but my friend used to say this all the time:
"Look what you did you little jerk!"
What's it from???
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by LMFitz
You beat me to it - plus I couldn't remember the exact words!
I looked it up! I never get all the words right 
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Jax430
Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
Spaceballs?
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:46 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by LMFitz
Posted by Jax430
Dark Helmet: [mask down] Not so fast, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: Helmet. So, at last we meet for the first time for the last time. [thinks about what he said] Yeah.
Dark Helmet: Before you die, there is something you should know about us, Lone Starr.
Lone Starr: What?
Dark Helmet: I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former room-mate.
Lone Starr: What's that make us?
Dark Helmet: Absolutely nothing.
Spaceballs?
Yup!
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
- Batman
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Gertyrae
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Re: Funny Quotes....
What about parfait? Parfait has layers...Everybody loves parfait...
Shrek
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
History of the World:
We all do it. I just did it and I'm ready to do it again!
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Gertyrae
What about parfait? Parfait has layers...Everybody loves parfait...
Shrek
i LOVE that movie!
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Gertyrae
What about parfait? Parfait has layers...Everybody loves parfait...
Shrek
"I'm an ogre you idiot!"
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
There's no crying in baseball!
-A League of Their Own
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TheInfamousOTG
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Bluto:Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter:Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
- Animal House
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| Posted 5/11/05 10:50 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
From Fiddler on the Roof:
Perchik: Money is the world's curse.
Tevye: May the Lord smite me with it! And may I never recover!
Tevye: I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't you choose someone else?
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LMFitz
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"I know you are but what am I?"
"Tell them Large Marge sent you"
-Pee Wee!
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Tevye: As the good book says, when a poor man eats a chicken, one of them is sick.
Mendel: Where does the book say that?
Tevye: Well, it doesn't say that exactly, but somewhere there is something about a chicken.
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Tevye: As Abraham said, "I am a stranger in a strange land..."
Rabbi's Son: Moses said that.
Tevye: Ah. Well, as King David said, "I am slow of speech, and slow of tongue."
Rabbi's Son: That was also Moses.
Tevye: For a man who was slow of speech he talked a lot.
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TheInfamousOTG
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Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home.
Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything.
Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak.
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Jax430
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Tzeitel: But Mama, the men she finds. The last one was so old and he was bald. He had no hair.
Golde: A poor girl without a dowry can't be so particular. You want hair, marry a monkey.
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Jax430
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Lazar Wolf: How is your brother-in-law? In America?
Tevye: Oh, he's doing very well.
Lazar Wolf: Oh, he wrote you?
Tevye: No, not lately.
Lazar Wolf: Then how do you know?
Tevye: If he was doing badly, he would write.
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