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Dear Neighbor w/ nothing to do,


Please get a hobby. You walk outside my condo all day/night smoking your nasty cigarettes. You walk back & forth, and back & forth w/ your little dog that hates everyone (my friendly lab included). We live on the second floor & like to keep our balcony door & windows open for fresh air. Thanks to you I have to smell cigarette smoke coming into my house all the time. It makes me feel so sick. Please find somewhere else to smoke. I know your wife won't let you smoke in the house, but could you maybe walk around the block?

p.s.- If this continues I am going to have to come out side & kick you in the shin really hard. Then I will run away & you won't be able to catch me b/c you have smokers lung.

Your
Very Cranky, nauseous, Newly Pregnant Neighbor








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Posted by getinmybelly18

Dear Neighbor w/ nothing to do,


Please get a hobby. You walk outside my condo all day/night smoking your nasty cigarettes. You walk back & forth, and back & forth w/ your little dog that hates everyone (my friendly lab included). We live on the second floor & like to keep our balcony door & windows open for fresh air. Thanks to you I have to smell cigarette smoke coming into my house all the time. It makes me feel so sick. Please find somewhere else to smoke. I know your wife won't let you smoke in the house, but could you maybe walk around the block?

p.s.- If this continues I am going to have to come out side & kick you in the shin really hard. Then I will run away & you won't be able to catch me b/c you have smokers lung.

Your
Very Cranky, nauseous, Newly Pregnant Neighbor








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Posted by mrskparetta

Posted by getinmybelly18

Dear Neighbor w/ nothing to do,


Please get a hobby. You walk outside my condo all day/night smoking your nasty cigarettes. You walk back & forth, and back & forth w/ your little dog that hates everyone (my friendly lab included). We live on the second floor & like to keep our balcony door & windows open for fresh air. Thanks to you I have to smell cigarette smoke coming into my house all the time. It makes me feel so sick. Please find somewhere else to smoke. I know your wife won't let you smoke in the house, but could you maybe walk around the block?

p.s.- If this continues I am going to have to come out side & kick you in the shin really hard. Then I will run away & you won't be able to catch me b/c you have smokers lung.

Your
Very Cranky, nauseous, Newly Pregnant Neighbor








Come on ladies add yours. You know you have them.

where do you live? Sounds like my neighbor and like my condo (upstairs, balcony etc )

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Dear Skin:

Please please please stop itching. You kept me up until 3:30 am last night. You are torturing me and I just want to rip you off and get some relief. It's only been two days of this and if you keep it up, there is no way I will last another 8 weeks.

Love,
an exhausted scratcher

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Dear Uterus,

Stop pressing on my bladder- it's a long walk to the office bathroom!

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Dear Morning Sickness,

Enough already! I am totally done with you. I can't wait for you to go away and never come back. I especially hate how you love to rear your ugly head after I eat or whenever I drink anything! You're not wanted here, please leave!!!

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Dear left nostril,

Please unclog, I want to breathe freely again.

Thank You,
Stuffy

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Dear Sleep,

I still miss you from the last time I wrote a Dear Sleep letter. Please visit DS too as that is the root of the problem.

Love,
Still tired, and now cranky

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This is too funny! I love it!!!

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Dear Work Day,

Please end. I hate you. You suck the life out of me and make me want to poke my eyes out.

To spite you, I am taking an extra long lunch and enjoying my chinese food without letting one stupid idiotic person bother me.

From,
The person who wanted to (and should have) called in sick today

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Dear Bungholes at Work,

Haven't you ever heard of TGIF!!! Friday's should be a pleasant day NOT a day to submit & try to process all of the work you SHOULD have done all week long!!

I hate all of you and wish diarhea upon you for the weekend!

Your's Truly,
The Nauseous & Tired Preggo Lady That thinks you ALL SUCK!!!!



(thanks that felt great!! )

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Dear Heartburn,

I am hungry. Please stop and let me eat my lunch (and all of my other meals!) in peace. Thanks.

- Hungry Pregnant Woman

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Dear Nasty Coworker,

Please stop picking your face, blowing your nose in my ear and hacking up spit. You are making this preggo very sick to her stomach.

Thank You

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Dear ,

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COME EARLY! I DO NOT THINK I CAN WAIT UNTIL NOVEMBER 7TH....
I am so done with the heartburn, leg cramps, constant urinating, sleepless nights, and being just all around uncomfortable.


Plus I cannot wait to meet you!!!!

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Dear Weird Co-worker:

I don't even know you, I see you in the break room sometimes when I'm making my lunch. So therefore, I have no idea why you thought it was appropriate to ask me in front of other people if I was going to BF. Really? Now, I know I'm not a modest person, but I think its pretty inappropriate to think that you could ask that question. And I also really didn't want to hear about your BF experiences. What is your name again? Next time, try to use your filter before you open your mouth.

Signed,

Yes, I will be BF for your information

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Dear Southwest:

Get my MD girls here on time b/c I'm SO ANSY to see them, I can hardly stand it!!!!!!

Love, Devon

&


Dear Saturday:

Please be a nice day, it's my baby shower!

Love,
Devon

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Dear DH,

I'm so sad that you're away for the weekend, but I'm happy because now I get to finally have Chinese food! I know you hate it, but I love it

Love,
-Already looking at the menu before 11 am

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Dear DH,

I'm so sad that you're away for the weekend, but I'm happy because now I get to finally have Chinese food! I know you hate it, but I love it

Love,
-Already looking at the menu before 11 am

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Dear Round Ligaments,

I don't know why you feel the need to stretch so drastically and cause me so much pain I have to hold my belly like I am carrying a watermelon. Please go away and let me relax just a little before I have to get up to pee for the 15th time.

Thanks

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Dear

this is your eviction notice. you have been served. mommy DOES NOT want to work next week. she has worked her ENTIRE pregnancy. don't make her go into week 41. or else...no porsche for you.

also, I can't wait to love you a lot. despite your constant barage of kicks to my upper hoo ha. if you are a girl...one day you may know what you've done to me. if you are a boy, I will just punish you a few times for no reason when you are 16

Don't forget, do whatever you have to do to mommy to come out healthy and safe. she is tough. she was built to take it.

Love,

mommy. patiently waiting mommy.