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Dear Swine that first came down with this horrible flu,

I hate you! I hate that after waiting 4.5 yrs to have another child you had to be around during my pregnancy causing me to worry so much. I hate that I have to live in worry and in fear during the last weeks of my pregnancy that I will get you,die and never see the baby I am so patiently waitiing for all these months. Please go away and never come back,
signed,
nervous germaphobe, ready to deliver
pregnant women.

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dear work,

can you please stop piling endless work on me???? i dont need the added stress! cant u see im tired and cranky and dont want to work?

i cant wait to tell you im pregnant and will be taking my full 12 weeks...

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Posted by getinmybelly18

Dear Neighbor w/ nothing to do,


Please get a hobby. You walk outside my condo all day/night smoking your nasty cigarettes. You walk back & forth, and back & forth w/ your little dog that hates everyone (my friendly lab included). We live on the second floor & like to keep our balcony door & windows open for fresh air. Thanks to you I have to smell cigarette smoke coming into my house all the time. It makes me feel so sick. Please find somewhere else to smoke. I know your wife won't let you smoke in the house, but could you maybe walk around the block?

p.s.- If this continues I am going to have to come out side & kick you in the shin really hard. Then I will run away & you won't be able to catch me b/c you have smokers lung.

Your
Very Cranky, nauseous, Newly Pregnant Neighbor








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dear mom,

thank you for telling me that by december i will need a tent to cover my belly... I really DO appretiate the support...

lovingly,
your hugely pregnant daughter

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I have two.....


Dear DS,
Please for the love of all that is good and right, bring your nap back. Your killing mommy with the no sleep thing. Plus it makes you so cranky and mean. Also as much as I love when you jump on me and play rough if you could void kneeing me in the eye joint again that would be great. As much as I love you I think I like vision and not having black eye more.
Love,
Good Ol' Mommy

Dear DH's work (Aka army),
Please stop sending DH to schools, and random places like Japan. I hate it when he is gone, as does DS. It makes my life incredibly difficult.

Thanks,
Sgt. G's Wife

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this is awesome.

Dear office neighbor:

Please stop huffing and puffing when people stop by to talk to me. You think you are being discreet but it SO obvious!! I can't help it if I get visitors to see how I'm doing because they know I need to stay off my fee! You keep it up and I'm going to throw my shoe at you! And also, I don't want to hear how busy you are. Have you looked at my in box lately? No of course not. You're too busy looking at the wall while you make personal calls on your cell phone. My in box has been past the cube wall for over 3 weeks now. Do us all a favor and don't complain to your preggo neighbor anymore. She might go postal on you!

Dear beloved furry sons:
Please help mami out and don't whine at the bottom of the backyard steps because your lazy and want me to come get you. All this picking you up and bringing you in hurts mami sometimes. xoxo

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Dear boobies,

Where did you come from? You hurt so bad and are so huge and I am only 5 weeks. You were kind to me last pregnancy, but I think I'm in for it this time around. Please go back to normal or I'm going to have to fight DH off with a stick.

xoxo,
my cups runneth over

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Dear Short Weird Looking 300 lb Co-Worker,

Just in case you didn't get the memo on etiquette, it is rude to tell your 5 month preggo co-worker that she is huge for 5 months. So, does this mean I can tell you that you are huge for 50 years? Because you are. Nuff Said.

The pissy preggo in the black dress.

Today's

Dear Sinuses,

Really? Do you have to decide to start acting up? Are you trying to make me feel worse than I already do? Now I have to worry if I have a sinus infection.

Thanks from the bottom of my heart,
Your tired and stuffy owner

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Dear Sam Adams,

Why couldn't you NOT brew the Octoberfest brew this year? Autumn can't officially start until I have had one... You KNOW that I can't have it...what's next..Winter Ale? UGH!!!

Looking forward to Spring,
Thirsty

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Dear hands...

Why do you have to hurt so bad no matter what i do. Why cant i fell you and have normal circulation. Why did you have to go and get carpul tunnel so bad? Why cant you let me sleep without waking me with pain and pressure. Why cant the braces I have wrapped you in make you feel better. You better be nice once baby arrives.. 2 and a half weeks to go.

Message edited 10/10/2009 12:28:30 AM.

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Dear Rude People,

Please stop saying you hope I am done after three. It is none of your business how many kids I have... Unless you want to support me?

Please stop telling me it doesn't matter if it is a boy or girl because I already have one of each. I could have three of one or the other, all I pray for is their health.

Please don't ask me if it was planned. It is none of your business.

And PLEASE do not tell me you are sure it's a girl because I look different. 31 weeks and 42 pounds does wonders to a person.

And lastly, don't touch the belly!

Thank you for your cooperation.

Sincerely,

Due in December

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Dear Attitude,

Please adjust yourself! You are driving everyone crazy, me included! It is a well known fact that you will rear your ugly head during pregnancy but come on! Must you be nasty every second of the day? Pretty soon, because of you, I will have no family or friends! DH has really put up with enough for now... how about giving him a break, at least?

Love,
Biitchy in East Islip

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Dear coworkers,

Please stop commenting on how big my belly is getting. Yes I know that I am bigger than I was with DS butI really dont need a reminder several times a day Isnt your belly supposed to get big when you are carrying a baby???

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Dear IL's,

Yes, I am a germaphobe and I know all 7 of you will be at the hospital as soon as has shot out of the birth canal & want to hold/smother/kiss/lick him all over but with 15 weeks left, I am thinking of ways not to let that happen. I will ask the nurse to keep him behind the glass in the nursery during visiting hours if I have to as you know no boundaries.

Dear step-FIL,

Call me chubby again & I may break your stupid face.

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Dear Inconsiderate People,

Would you please put your eyes back into your sockets? I know I am carrying big for only 6 months... but to hear "Holy! You must be carrying an amazon baby in there!" doesn't really help with my already bruised self-esteem. And to answer your already asked question, YES! THERE IS ONLY ONE BABY IN THERE!!!

Sincerely,

What the frikkin' frik!

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Posted by Milk-n-Cookie

Dear IL's,

Yes, I am a germaphobe and I know all 7 of you will be at the hospital as soon as has shot out of the birth canal & want to hold/smother/kiss/lick him all over but with 15 weeks left, I am thinking of ways not to let that happen. I will ask the nurse to keep him behind the glass in the nursery during visiting hours if I have to as you know no boundaries.

Oh god I already fear this.

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I love this post...I have 2!

Dear Ankles,

It has been awhile since I've seen you. I apologize for the changes you are going through but could you please stop growing so fast, I miss the old you!

Signed,
Swollen but Sexy

Dear Scale,

I thought that we were friends, but now that I see you are only interested in making me feel bad, I think I will have to end our relationship as soon as possible.

PS...It's not fair that you keep changing your number on me!

Signed,
No longer looking!