Fun Post - Kids Say the Funniest Things - Share yours

I really need a pick me up today and thought this would be fun and lighten the mood on the site. Share the funny things your kids have said recently.

Here's mine:

Nate:
I finished reading a Cars Movie book. We usually spend time talking about the books, so Nate was telling me that he wished Lightning McQueen won the "Pissing" Cup.

I kept trying to get him to say "Piston" cup but it kept coming out "Pissing" I was laughing so hard I could read another book.

Jayden:
At any given moment when he's happy about something he'll blurt out "Hallelujah, Thank you Jesus!" He must have gotten it from the lady who watches him.

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Becky is almost four, and has long, curly blonde hair. I was brushing her hair and said, "Beck, your hair is so gorgeous." SHe said, "Yes, my hair is yellow like Sleeping Beuaty." Then looks at me.....

"Mom, your hair is brown like poop."

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mikayla told me one day that she could not go under her bed to get something cause there were "poccadiles (crocadiles) under there"

Whenever she is doing something potentially dangerous, I will say "be careful, you may fall and crack your head", so the other day, she was playing with the blinds and I told her to stop, she said "why mommy, cause I may break my brain? "

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Posted by steph4777

I really need a pick me up today and thought this would be fun and lighten the mood on the site. Share the funny things your kids have said recently.

Here's mine:

Nate:
I finished reading a Cars Movie book. We usually spend time talking about the books, so Nate was telling me that he wished Lightning McQueen won the "Pissing" Cup.

I kept trying to get him to say "Piston" cup but it kept coming out "Pissing" I was laughing so hard I could read another book.

Jayden:
Has been going around the house saying "Hallelujah, Thank you Jesus!" He must have gotten it from the lady who watches him. At any given moment when he's happy about something he'll blurt out "Hallelujah, Thank you Jesus!"

How adorable!

With yesterday being Ash Wednesday, DD's class at daycare went to Chapel (the daycare is run out of my church). They gave DD ashes- and she told me all about it yesterday. "They put ashes on my hand and in between my eyes!"

And then this morning, when I went to brush her hair, she said "Don't brush the ashes off!!!" So cute!

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Wait, I have another one!!!!

Last Sunday, we were at church. When my DH went up for communion, Becky went with him. The whole way back from receiving, Becky asked loudly, over and over again, "Dad, how come that king didn't give me a chip??"

You can't make this stuff up!!

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It's not a long story, but we thought DD's first word was sh!t , she is actually says sit . My dog has to take pills for his allergies and we are always telling him to sit so we can give them to him. Whenever he walks past her she says sit.

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Dh's friends has 2 sons. The older one was saying how they read from the New Testament the other day. The younger one stomped "What?! They have a NEW testament? Why do I have to read that? I read the old version!"

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Since DS doesn't talk......my nephew tells us to "stop singing,we hurt his ears"....he use to only just tell my sister that but recently has told my Mom & I too!

& my other favorite from him "Aunt Devy, what are we doing next week?" Ya know since his schedule is so full! (when I was on maternity leave, he'd ask me all the time)

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Posted by booklove83

Becky is almost four, and has long, curly blonde hair. I was brushing her hair and said, "Beck, your hair is so gorgeous." SHe said, "Yes, my hair is yellow like Sleeping Beuaty." Then looks at me.....

"Mom, your hair is brown like poop."

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DC's have know the actual words for their private for a long time. Daycare must be telling DS that some words are "private". His latest thing (500 times a day) is to announce what words are private...lol...

Recent conversation at Trader Joe's in front of 213 people...
DS: "Mommy, PENIS is a private word.
Vaaaaah-ginaaaah is a private word.
Belly (practically whispering) is not a private word???"

ME: {{{{{{silence, looking down}}}}}
OK, milk- check, cereal-check, bread- check

DS: "Nipple is a private word. I like nipples. You have nipples???"

ME: {{{{{thinking}}}}} Dear gods of heaven and earth, I ask you to create an abyss in this frozen food aisle. Please let it it swallow me and carry me to the depth of the Earth... NOW!!!"

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One of the funnier things DD has said recently was this morning.

We were up in her room and she noticed a hole in her wall. So of course in her 2 year old mind came up with this:

DD: "mommy, house is broken."

Me: "oh no, the house is broken?"

DD: "yea, Daddy fix it."

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Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

DC's have know the actual words for their private for a long time. Daycare must be telling DS that some words are "private". His latest thing (500 times a day) is to announce what words are private...lol...

Recent conversation at Trader Joe's in front of 213 people...
DS: "Mommy, PENIS is a private word.
Vaaaaah-ginaaaah is a private word.
Belly (practically whispering) is not a private word???"

ME: {{{{{{silence, looking down}}}}}
OK, milk- check, cereal-check, bread- check

DS: "Nipple is a private word. I like nipples. You have nipples???"

ME: {{{{{thinking}}}}} Dear gods of heaven and earth, I ask you to create an abyss in this frozen food aisle. Please let it it swallow me and carry me to the depth of the Earth... NOW!!!"

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Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

DC's have know the actual words for their private for a long time. Daycare must be telling DS that some words are "private". His latest thing (500 times a day) is to announce what words are private...lol...

Recent conversation at Trader Joe's in front of 213 people...
DS: "Mommy, PENIS is a private word.
Vaaaaah-ginaaaah is a private word.
Belly (practically whispering) is not a private word???"

ME: {{{{{{silence, looking down}}}}}
OK, milk- check, cereal-check, bread- check

DS: "Nipple is a private word. I like nipples. You have nipples???"

ME: {{{{{thinking}}}}} Dear gods of heaven and earth, I ask you to create an abyss in this frozen food aisle. Please let it it swallow me and carry me to the depth of the Earth... NOW!!!"

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Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH

DC's have know the actual words for their private for a long time. Daycare must be telling DS that some words are "private". His latest thing (500 times a day) is to announce what words are private...lol...

Recent conversation at Trader Joe's in front of 213 people...
DS: "Mommy, PENIS is a private word.
Vaaaaah-ginaaaah is a private word.
Belly (practically whispering) is not a private word???"

ME: {{{{{{silence, looking down}}}}}
OK, milk- check, cereal-check, bread- check

DS: "Nipple is a private word. I like nipples. You have nipples???"

ME: {{{{{thinking}}}}} Dear gods of heaven and earth, I ask you to create an abyss in this frozen food aisle. Please let it it swallow me and carry me to the depth of the Earth... NOW!!!"

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I am at all of these!

A while back, whenever we would pass a cemetary Miranda would say, "That is where all the bad people are, right Mommy?" I would explain to her that everyone gets buried there, not just bad people.

One day I asked her why she thought only bad people were in cemetaries. She said, "Because, if you're good the angels come and get you, and there is no body to bury."

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Posted by greeneyes361708

"Because, if you're good the angels come and get you, and there is no body to bury."

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I also love when we are in the car together and I see her dancing in her car seat and she says

Mommy, I dancing. I shaking my booty.

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Erin fell and cut the skin under her eyebrow, needed stitches, and it's healed now... so now we apply Mederma to minimize scarring.

She asks for us to apply it sometimes and says... "medicine for boobie on my brow"... boobie on her brow, not boo-boo.

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Just this morning...on the way to daycare, I am stopped at the corner at a red light making a right, no cars coming, so I make my turn.

DD: Mommy you have to stop it's a red light.

Me: It's ok, you are allowed to turn right when it's red

DD: NO YOU CAN'T IT'S A RED LIGHT

Me: Thank you backseat driver

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These are so cute!!!