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Fun Post - Kids Say the Funniest Things - Share yours
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Re: Fun Post - Kids Say the Funniest Things - Share yours
OMG - all of these are hysterical! 
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Re: Fun Post - Kids Say the Funniest Things - Share yours
Posted by booklove83
Wait, I have another one!!!!
Last Sunday, we were at church. When my DH went up for communion, Becky went with him. The whole way back from receiving, Becky asked loudly, over and over again, "Dad, how come that king didn't give me a chip??"
You can't make this stuff up!!
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| Posted 2/20/10 10:38 AM |
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Re: Fun Post - Kids Say the Funniest Things - Share yours
Posted by Tah-wee-ZAH
DC's have know the actual words for their private for a long time. Daycare must be telling DS that some words are "private". His latest thing (500 times a day) is to announce what words are private...lol...
Recent conversation at Trader Joe's in front of 213 people...
DS: "Mommy, PENIS is a private word.
Vaaaaah-ginaaaah is a private word.
Belly (practically whispering) is not a private word???"
ME: {{{{{{silence, looking down}}}}}
OK, milk- check, cereal-check, bread- check
DS: "Nipple is a private word. I like nipples. You have nipples???"
ME: {{{{{thinking}}}}} Dear gods of heaven and earth, I ask you to create an abyss in this frozen food aisle. Please let it it swallow me and carry me to the depth of the Earth... NOW!!!"
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| Posted 2/20/10 10:40 AM |
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Re: Fun Post - Kids Say the Funniest Things - Share yours
I have Britney Spears to thank for this one...
I pulled into the driveway with Jake yesterday and the the first 5 seconds of her song "Three" played on the radio just before I shut off the car. Then I hear:
"Mommy? Is 'One, Two, Three and A Butt in A Tree' a bad song?"
I just told myself that letting him think the song is about butts in trees is better than him actually knowing what its about! 
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| Posted 2/20/10 10:44 AM |
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Re: Fun Post - Kids Say the Funniest Things - Share yours
Posted by BabyAvocado
I have Britney Spears to thank for this one...
I pulled into the driveway with Jake yesterday and the the first 5 seconds of her song "Three" played on the radio just before I shut off the car. Then I hear:
"Mommy? Is 'One, Two, Three and A Butt in A Tree' a bad song?"
I just told myself that letting him think the song is about butts in trees is better than him actually knowing what its about!
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