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nrthshgrl
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Funny Stories
Ok so with all of the tough issues we've been dealing with, I thought I'd start a thread to post funny stories to cheer us up. Post true, funny ones for us to laugh.
This is a repost but thought it would be a good example:
About 3 years ago, my sister & I were discussing egg donation. She had read an ad where she could get $7K for donating her eggs. She asked me if I ever thought about it. I said yes, before I was married I looked into it. I thought if I wasn't going to have kids, someone else should benefit. I researched it but thought the risk factors were too great for me. Between early menopause, possible multiple pregnancies, ruptured ovary, hormones etc I decided against it. Also the egg harvesting sounded a bit scary to me.
She said "What do you mean egg harvesting?"
I said "well I'm not exactly sure how it works but a needle in my ovary sounds a bit scary & I hate needles. How do you think it was done?"
She responded "Well now that you said it, I guess what I was thinking sounded a little stupid. I thought maybe I masturbated & an egg dropped out." 
Perfect timing, as it was time for Easter. When we brought the kids over to dye eggs, she said "Do you think we'll have enough eggs?" DH responded, "Maybe you could just masturbate & drop a couple more."
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Re: Funny Stories
 That is hysterical!!!
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| Posted 7/26/06 9:11 AM |
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Funny Stories
Bump - anyone have ANY stories to add?
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| Posted 7/26/06 10:51 AM |
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BabyAvocado
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Re: Funny Stories
omg PIMP
ETA: I'm thinking... I must have some...
Message edited 7/26/2006 10:58:07 AM.
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| Posted 7/26/06 10:57 AM |
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MABLE03
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Re: Funny Stories
PIMP!!!!!!
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| Posted 7/26/06 10:59 AM |
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june262004
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Re: Funny Stories
Posted by nrthshgrl
Ok so with all of the tough issues we've been dealing with, I thought I'd start a thread to post funny stories to cheer us up. Post true, funny ones for us to laugh.
This is a repost but thought it would be a good example:
About 3 years ago, my sister & I were discussing egg donation. She had read an ad where she could get $7K for donating her eggs. She asked me if I ever thought about it. I said yes, before I was married I looked into it. I thought if I wasn't going to have kids, someone else should benefit. I researched it but thought the risk factors were too great for me. Between early menopause, possible multiple pregnancies, ruptured ovary, hormones etc I decided against it. Also the egg harvesting sounded a bit scary to me.
She said "What do you mean egg harvesting?"
I said "well I'm not exactly sure how it works but a needle in my ovary sounds a bit scary & I hate needles. How do you think it was done?"
She responded "Well now that you said it, I guess what I was thinking sounded a little stupid. I thought maybe I masturbated & an egg dropped out."
Perfect timing, as it was time for Easter. When we brought the kids over to dye eggs, she said "Do you think we'll have enough eggs?" DH responded, "Maybe you could just masturbate & drop a couple more."
I LOL out at my desk
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| Posted 7/26/06 11:01 AM |
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Snozberry
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Re: Funny Stories
OMG, I don't have anything that tops that.
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| Posted 7/26/06 11:03 AM |
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mrskk
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Re: Funny Stories
OMG your sister is so funny
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| Posted 7/26/06 11:10 AM |
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DRMom
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Re: Funny Stories
Not as funny as that but my BIL is a mortgage broker and he speaks rather quickly. He had spoken to a prospective client and given him his name: Jim Young. The man called back and asked to speak to the guy he just spoke to. He said. I think it was a Chinese guy-Yim Yung?
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| Posted 7/26/06 11:28 AM |
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karacg
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Re: Funny Stories
Barbara how the heck can we top that?????
OK here's one - I was playing The Prince's mom (Queen) in Cinderella. 2nd Act starts with me on stage, fixing the banquet table. Hubby (king) walks up behind me and says "Now, does everything meet with your approval?" I am supposed to turn around and say "Oh, Philip, you startled me" So all goes ok until I turn around - and the elastic on his pants snaps and they fall down to his ankles!!
"Ohhhh PHILIP!....youuu STARTLED me!!" while turning beet red trying not to lose it.....
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| Posted 7/26/06 11:33 AM |
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Re: Funny Stories
they are all too funny
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| Posted 7/26/06 11:42 AM |
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june262004
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Re: Funny Stories
Posted by karacg
Barbara how the heck can we top that?????
OK here's one - I was playing The Prince's mom (Queen) in Cinderella. 2nd Act starts with me on stage, fixing the banquet table. Hubby (king) walks up behind me and says "Now, does everything meet with your approval?" I am supposed to turn around and say "Oh, Philip, you startled me" So all goes ok until I turn around - and the elastic on his pants snaps and they fall down to his ankles!!
"Ohhhh PHILIP!....youuu STARTLED me!!" while turning beet red trying not to lose it.....
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nrthshgrl
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Re: Funny Stories
Excellent - keep 'em coming...we all need a laugh...
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| Posted 7/26/06 12:02 PM |
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janet
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CkGm
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Re: Funny Stories
Thanks so much for the egg story- It stopped me from crying. 
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MsMBV
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Re: Funny Stories
Definitely doe not top the egg story, but ...
I have a friend who I have known for years. She is very book smart, but little ditsy, an is constantly confusing phrases. She will say things like "now we are cooking with fire" (it is now we re cooking with gas...people always cooked with fire, hence the dawn of man, new era..etc).
We all go to the movies one night, about 10 of us, and we were waiting on line for a ridiculously long amount of time for our drinks & our popcorn. We got the drinks finally, but no popcorn. The guy at the counter asked us to step to the side b/c it would be ready in a minute. Well it took more than a minute & in her frustrations she yells out soooooo loud, "What are they MAKING the popcorn?" They guy behind the counter says, "uh, yeah." She turns beet red & we are all cracking up. Half-way though the movie in the middle of nowhere she says to me "I meant to say, what are they picking the corn."
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Stefanie
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Re: Funny Stories
My Dh's cousin had a great story when him and his friends used to smoke...ahem...you know..
They went to McDonalds one night and ordered a bunch of food from the drive up menu. They got to the window, paid and drove away. Noone said a thing. About 5 minutes down the road...someone says...did we forget something?
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DRMom
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Re: Funny Stories
I've got another one: When I was about 19 my best friend and i went to FL to visit her Granma for 5 days then went on a 4 day cruise that left out of miami. We had a stop in Cozumel so we did some shopping and then hit the bar. They had made a HUGE deal about not missing the boat so I said to my friend it's time to go(after about 10 tequila shots each) she argues with me and says no it leaves at this time (1/2 hr later) So finally I give in to her in my inebriated state and we get back to the dock to see the ship out of port and headed to sea. So we are flipping out-these two little boys I swear they were probably 10 pull up on a speedboat so they somehow get in touch with the boat through a radio. The Capt says we will stop but we will not turn around. So we hop in the bow of this little boat and they drive us out to the ship. The capt throws out a rope ladder and we had to climb up it to get to the ship(probably a 6-7 story climb) All the passengers were watching us and cheering. We were celebrities on the ship. Pretty funny
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Re: Funny Stories
Posted by melijane
I've got another one: When I was about 19 my best friend and i went to FL to visit her Granma for 5 days then went on a 4 day cruise that left out of miami. We had a stop in Cozumel so we did some shopping and then hit the bar. They had made a HUGE deal about not missing the boat so I said to my friend it's time to go(after about 10 tequila shots each) she argues with me and says no it leaves at this time (1/2 hr later) So finally I give in to her in my inebriated state and we get back to the dock to see the ship out of port and headed to sea. So we are flipping out-these two little boys I swear they were probably 10 pull up on a speedboat so they somehow get in touch with the boat through a radio. The Capt says we will stop but we will not turn around. So we hop in the bow of this little boat and they drive us out to the ship. The capt throws out a rope ladder and we had to climb up it to get to the ship(probably a 6-7 story climb) All the passengers were watching us and cheering. We were celebrities on the ship. Pretty funny
OMG what a great story!! That must have been challenging...climbing a rope ladder while drunk...
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Posted by Snozberry
OMG, I don't have anything that tops that.
Me either!!!! 
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OMG all these stories HAVE ME ROLLING over here!
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Re: Funny Stories
great stories!
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Emily
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Re: Funny Stories
Alright...I have a funny one ( not as funny as the eggs or climbing a ship )
Senior year of college my friends and I went out to get wasted...we think everything through and have someone drop us off in my car and she is going to pick us up.
Welllll, she drives the 5-8 mins downtown at 2am and we get in the car. One of my friends starts chanting "T Bell T bell" and I join in cause I was hungry, too! We are at the traffic light to turn into T-Bell (Taco Bell) and we get rear ended by a drunk driver. I stumble out of the Explorer and do a face plant. While my paranoid sober friend is calling 9-1-1 I give the drunk driver a lecture and ask him why his parents did not teach him not to drive to drunk! I told him that we called for a ride and he should have too, never did I think I would turn into an After School Special...The wonderful Columbus Cops came and laughed at me.
The Happy Ending......From that day forward not one of my friends drove after drinking AND the moron spent 30 days in jail!
ETA: My friends and I still laugh about it, cause of all ppl to be giving a lecture..it should not be me
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june262004
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Re: Funny Stories
Posted by MsMBV
Definitely doe not top the egg story, but ...
I have a friend who I have known for years. She is very book smart, but little ditsy, an is constantly confusing phrases. She will say things like "now we are cooking with fire" (it is now we re cooking with gas...people always cooked with fire, hence the dawn of man, new era..etc).
We all go to the movies one night, about 10 of us, and we were waiting on line for a ridiculously long amount of time for our drinks & our popcorn. We got the drinks finally, but no popcorn. The guy at the counter asked us to step to the side b/c it would be ready in a minute. Well it took more than a minute & in her frustrations she yells out soooooo loud, "What are they MAKING the popcorn?" They guy behind the counter says, "uh, yeah." She turns beet red & we are all cracking up. Half-way though the movie in the middle of nowhere she says to me "I meant to say, what are they picking the corn."
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| Posted 7/26/06 1:18 PM |
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june262004
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Re: Funny Stories
omg im peeing over here!
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