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these stories are too funny! that cruise story had me in tears!!!!


this is a blonde moment for me.

I was in the city one night for happy hour and took the train home by myself- I was tired and MAYBe a little tipsy and dosed off. I wake up to a stopped train and no one is on it!!

I frantcally get up, run out through the train doors and yell to the guys standing ahead of me. I missed my stop, I needed to get off in Long Beach, can you tell me how I can get back to Long Beach...i mean i was frantic..

"um, mam, you ARE in Long Beach.. (Long beach is the last stop on the train)

can u say dumb azz!!!!

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Okay, this just happened 10 minutes ago. DH comes home from work. Takes a shower, is quite refreshed. He tells me he has a surprise in the car and asks me to go down to the car with him. I love him, so I follow. As soon as we get outside, he musters up the biggest spit wad and ejects it...however, me being two steps behind him downwind, I get an afternoon shower. At this point, I'm going back upstairs until he reminds me I almost killed him by putting laundry detergent in a water bottle and so I continue to walk with him. He tells me today how he picked a hisbiscus flower for me. He's so excited. We get to the car...here's my flower!


























I do love him!

Message edited 7/26/2006 5:24:22 PM.

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AWWWWWWWWww what a sweetie.

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Here's another sister story (same sister).

My sister called me at work. Her 7 year old had a school project to do & she needed help. My sister whispers into the phone "I'm not sure she understands the project or that she even has it right."

I say doubtfully (because I think my niece is VERY SMART), "What's the problem?"

She whispered, "She's doing a project on penguins."

So I said "Ok and???"

She said "She thinks they live in the South Pole.'

Trying to be helpful I say "Right, Antarctic is the South Pole."

She said "Well, don't' penguins need cold?"

I said "Um, yes."

"So why is she saying to put them in the South Pole?"

I answered..."Oh because you think the south is hot? Ok, go get a ball & a flashlight and I'll try to walk you through this one...."

Mental Note to Self: Seven year old niece is smarter than 37 year old sister.

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Not nearly as hilarious as some of these other stories, but here goes.

DH and I were writing thank you's to give to the members of our bridal party with their gifts. DH had just started writing one for his cousin Tim and I was in the middle of telling him a story. I was talking about something I had did on Monday when DH groaned in frustration and threw his pen on the floor. He had meant to write "Thank you for being a part of our wedding" and instead wrote "Thank you for a being a part of Monday." I couldn't stop laughing. I still have the card to this day.

Message edited 7/26/2006 11:05:01 PM.

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OMG!!!!! Wowwww that's all sorts of AMAZING !


... and to think they got 30 eggs at my last retrieval

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I never saw this thread before! It's amazing! I LOVE these stories!

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Posted by june262004

Posted by nrthshgrl

Ok so with all of the tough issues we've been dealing with, I thought I'd start a thread to post funny stories to cheer us up. Post true, funny ones for us to laugh.

This is a repost but thought it would be a good example:

About 3 years ago, my sister & I were discussing egg donation. She had read an ad where she could get $7K for donating her eggs. She asked me if I ever thought about it. I said yes, before I was married I looked into it. I thought if I wasn't going to have kids, someone else should benefit. I researched it but thought the risk factors were too great for me. Between early menopause, possible multiple pregnancies, ruptured ovary, hormones etc I decided against it. Also the egg harvesting sounded a bit scary to me.

She said "What do you mean egg harvesting?"

I said "well I'm not exactly sure how it works but a needle in my ovary sounds a bit scary & I hate needles. How do you think it was done?"

She responded "Well now that you said it, I guess what I was thinking sounded a little stupid. I thought maybe I masturbated & an egg dropped out."

Perfect timing, as it was time for Easter. When we brought the kids over to dye eggs, she said "Do you think we'll have enough eggs?" DH responded, "Maybe you could just masturbate & drop a couple more."

I LOL out at my desk