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ANR1211
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Kids saying "bad words"
It's Friday and I'm bored...Share your stories!
I put "bad words" in quotes because I'm talking about kids who are saying something different, but it sounds dirty or really bad. For example, my 2.5yr old nephew says Evil Dr. Porkchop (from Toy Story), but it comes out as Evil Dr. F*ckshop. I always ask him who it is because I think it's hysterical to listen to.
My cousin used to say vacuum, but it came out as f*ck you.
Anyone else have/know a kid that mispronounces things that make them sound terrible?
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Babylove10
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
My oldest ds who is 2 1/2 tries to say "truck" but it comes out more like "f*ck". Sometimes when he tries to say "no" he says "ho" which isn't so bad unless he is screaming "ho" at me in front of a whole bunch of people lol. Especially when he yells "Mommy ho!"
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| Posted 2/22/13 2:47 PM |
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lynnd126
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Kids saying
Ds says it right now but Thomas' best friend, "pu$$y".
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MarisaK
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
No - my almost 4 year old knows them all - Doesn't use the ones he knows are bad .......but ocassionally he'll come out w/ one he doesn't realize is a 'bad' word - this week it was d*ckhead. He called me this in the beer aisle at the supermarket - the guy next to me almost peed himself
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| Posted 2/22/13 3:36 PM |
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Jillianm08
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Posted by lynnd126
Ds says it right now but Thomas' best friend, "pu$$y".
This is what my son says too!! And he is completely obsessed with Thomas so it comes up a lot 
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FirstMate
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Posted by MarisaK
No - my almost 4 year old knows them all - Doesn't use the ones he knows are bad .......but ocassionally he'll come out w/ one he doesn't realize is a 'bad' word - this week it was d*ckhead. He called me this in the beer aisle at the supermarket - the guy next to me almost peed himself
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CaseyGirl
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
MY DS tattled on his daddy recently...he told my mom, "Grandma, Daddy said F**K and I told him "Daddy you don't say F**K that's a bad word!!" My mom was dying laughing
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Lillykat
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Not bad words but my 3.5 year old DD call her shows age appropriate movies...anything from the news to any show or movie not for 3 or 5 year old she calls adult movies (not as in what we would call an adult movie) Yup mom came over one morning and the today show was on. She told my mom "mommy is watching adult movies tell her to put an appropriate movie on for me". Needless to say I was my mom cracked up laughing when she realized it was the news. Can only imagine what anyone would think if she told them that...
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ANR1211
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Posted by MarisaK
No - my almost 4 year old knows them all - Doesn't use the ones he knows are bad .......but ocassionally he'll come out w/ one he doesn't realize is a 'bad' word - this week it was d*ckhead. He called me this in the beer aisle at the supermarket - the guy next to me almost peed himself
LMAO
I would have laughed so hard if I heard that!!!
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| Posted 2/22/13 3:49 PM |
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Deeluvsvinny
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Two stories:
DD pooped in her pants the other morning (She's almost 3 and almost fully potty trained)
So I'm changing her and she says: "what the F!@#"
I just looked at her
She repeats "what the F!@#"
I say, very calmly- "where did you learn that?"
She says "Daddy teached me"
Fabulous. I tell her it's not nice and she shouldn't say it. She says "sorry mommy, I wont say it again"
Let's hope that's true!
The other one is funny:
She sings a song about a turtle and he has bubbles in his throat- but the way says it sounds like "bubbles in his F!@#"
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neener1211
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Posted by MarisaK
No - my almost 4 year old knows them all - Doesn't use the ones he knows are bad .......but ocassionally he'll come out w/ one he doesn't realize is a 'bad' word - this week it was d*ckhead. He called me this in the beer aisle at the supermarket - the guy next to me almost peed himself
omg, I think I'm going to pee myself
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Jugglemom
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
When DS was younger he once said loudly in the middle of a store " look, mommy, I'm crapping" he was really trying to say clapping! I got a lot of dirty looks!
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Otherme
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
DS is fixed with clocks - loves them
Every time he sees one, he points at it says
C OCK!
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Pomegranate5
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
DD doesn't talk yet so I have nothing to personally contribute, but I am laughing so hard at every single one of these responses!!!
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gni1125
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
DS1 says "F@ckin' maaaaan!!" what he means is "F@ckin' maaaaan!!" 
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DD is 15 months and at least once a day says the "GD" word. Neither DH or I use that particular swear word, so I'm sure that's not what she's actually saying, but we have no idea what she is trying to say. We both crack up laughing everytime we hear it, so of course she starts repeating it over and over, clapping for herself the whole time. She can't even say MAMA yet, but she has swear words.
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DiamondGirl
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
My son is 16m and has been saying 'oh god' since @ 11m. Also 'oh shit' he said A LOT @ 12m but has since stopped since e ignored it 
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allIwant
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
I have to watch what I say not even just curses.
I am 9 months pregnant and occasionally I will say "I'm too fat" if I am trying to squeeze somewhere and my belly gets stuck.
The other day we were at the Honda dealer buying a car and my dd was sitting in a chair and said I could share with her. 2 minutes later she says "excuse me mommy but you're too fat please move"
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Mimms
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Posted by MarisaK
No - my almost 4 year old knows them all - Doesn't use the ones he knows are bad .......but ocassionally he'll come out w/ one he doesn't realize is a 'bad' word - this week it was d*ckhead. He called me this in the beer aisle at the supermarket - the guy next to me almost peed himself
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Jax430
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
OMG, I have tears running down my face from reading these! DD is only 8 months old, so I have nothing to contribute, but I can't wait until I do!!!
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Wishing4ababy
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
Posted by MarisaK
No - my almost 4 year old knows them all - Doesn't use the ones he knows are bad .......but ocassionally he'll come out w/ one he doesn't realize is a 'bad' word - this week it was d*ckhead. He called me this in the beer aisle at the supermarket - the guy next to me almost peed himself
I'm actually LMAO!!!
My 16 month old DD says Sit and it sounds like she is saying Sh!t.
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OMG these are great!!!! My 2 year old DS says "beach" when he sees sand but it totally sounds like "*****"!
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maybebaby
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
My three year old cursed the other day then immediately burst into tears, lol!! He cried because he didn't mean to say a bad word, it "just happened".
And you know what he said ?? He goes "uh oh mom i just farted and almost sh** my pants".
Nice, right??? I'd like to say he has NEVER heard the shi* word in this house, but alas...I've let some bad words slip lately 
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gina409
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Re: Kids saying "bad words"
my niece who is now 13 but when she was about 6 called my sister in a joking way,we think not knowing what it meant a pus*y..
she laughed after..my sister turned around and said in a rage what did you say!!!!!
and she went im sorry mommy im sorry..your not a pus*y your not a pus*y.i am i am i'm a *pus*y
thinking she got made she called her it,not that it was a bad word
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