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The funniest thing I heard all day!
I work in an office where people make copies all day. LOTS of paperwork in special education  
All the copy machines were taken, and this woman who is a total crank (but she makes me PIMP  ) starts saying -
I need a copy machine. Someone asked if she would like to use the machine they are using...
"I don't care which one I use. I don't care if I have to shove it up my a s s and have it come out of my mouth."
I almost choked to death on a piece of chocolate I was eating.
Oh, the visual.....   
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
Wow. She REALLY needed a copy machine...
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HeathKernandez
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
oh, so you've met my mom!
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| Posted 1/6/09 2:57 PM |
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My4GirlsMyLife
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
Thats great !!
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| Posted 1/6/09 2:58 PM |
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Tulips915
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
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Kara
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
Posted by KeithHernandez
oh, so you've met my mom!
So you're half Santa half machine? 
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| Posted 1/6/09 2:59 PM |
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CrankyPants
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
Okay-that was really funny. That's awesome
I have to add-I never espect threads like this to be as funny as this
Message edited 1/6/2009 3:00:48 PM.
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| Posted 1/6/09 2:59 PM |
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HeathKernandez
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
Posted by Kara
Posted by KeithHernandez
oh, so you've met my mom!
So you're half Santa half machine?
half santa, half WITCH...
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| Posted 1/6/09 3:00 PM |
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anonttcer
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
OMG that is great!
Sounds like something I would say.
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| Posted 1/6/09 3:05 PM |
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I'm having a really bad day at work today. This was like a ray of sunshine for me...
And she didn't even crack a smile until she saw me hyperventilating at my desk.... She was dead serious!!!
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| Posted 1/6/09 3:11 PM |
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JessInCA
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Laura1
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
Wow...the visual on that is hysterical!!!
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| Posted 1/6/09 9:24 PM |
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
I know the feeling!
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| Posted 1/6/09 9:41 PM |
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kns10-20
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
PIMP
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| Posted 1/7/09 8:52 PM |
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
This is the same office where a secratary tells people - when they ask her to do too many things at once, "Sure, and while I'm at it, I'll stick a broom up my a s s and sweep the floor too!"
These people give me a reason to live sometimes.....
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kns10-20
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
Posted by lipglossjunky73
This is the same office where a secratary tells people - when they ask her to do too many things at once, "Sure, and while I'm at it, I'll stick a broom up my a s s and sweep the floor too!"
These people give me a reason to live sometimes.....
Posted by lipglossjunky73
I too am a special education teacher... our nurse who is a real Debbie Downer (some have thought bipolar) occasionally shoots out these one liners that have me  then and inevitably ...and forget it if the conversation reminds her of younger/wilder days
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| Posted 1/7/09 9:15 PM |
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pmpkn087
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
You should have asked her "can you do my copies for me too while you're at it?"
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| Posted 1/7/09 9:35 PM |
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HelenZ
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CaseyGirl
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
wow she sounds like a peach
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| Posted 1/7/09 11:27 PM |
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neener1211
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Re: The funniest thing I heard all day!
omg, sounds like an awesomely funny office!!!
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