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Dante Hicks: My girlfriend's s**k*d 37 d***s!
Customer: In a row?
-Clerks

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Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital--what is it?
Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

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"Nobody puts Baby in a corner!"

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i carried a Watermelon

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Silent Bob: You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father: prepare to die.

The Princess Bride

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I want you to know something Otto.
What?
Even if you were my brother I'd still want to f*** you

It's K-K-K-Ken c-c-c-coming to k-k-k-kill me!

-A Fish Called Wanda

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A League of Their Own:

Ernie Capadino: Are you coming? See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station!

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Doris Murphy: Evelyn! Your kid ate the line up!

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Harry: Hi Lloyd!
Lloyd Christmas: Hi Harry!
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd Christmas: Not bad. Fell of a jetway again

Harry Dunne: Skis, huh?
Beth Jordan: That's right!
Harry Dunne: Great! They yours?
Beth Jordan: Uh-huh.
Harry Dunne: Both of 'em?
Beth Jordan: Yes.
Harry Dunne: Ah... cool!

Lloyd Christmas: I'll bet twenty dollars I can get you to make a bet before the day is out.
Harry Dunne: You're on.
Lloyd Christmas: I don't know how I'm gonna do it, but I'll do it.

"Just when I thought you couldn't do anything dumber, you do something like this... and completely redeem yourself"

"whao! check out the buns on that one!";..... "yeah! he must work out!"


--------dumb & dumber

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A hickey from Kenicke is better than a Hallmark card!
-Grease

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Umpire: Perhaps you chastised her too vehemently. Good rule of thumb: treat each of these girls as you would treat your mother.
Jimmy Dugan: Did anyone ever tell you, you look like a penis with a little hat on?

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Vizzini: Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me.

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Jimmy Dugan: Uh, Lord, hallowed be Thy name. May our feet be swift; may our bats be mighty; may our balls... be plentiful. Lord, I'd just like to thank You for that waitress in South Bend. You know who she is — she kept calling Your name. And God, these are good girls, and they work hard. Just help them see it all the way through. Okay, that's it.

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Tevye: I know, I know. We are your chosen people. But, once in a while, can't you choose someone else?


Jax- I love that line too!!

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Dottie Hinson: You ever been married?
Jimmy Dugan: Well, let me think... yeah, twice.
Dottie Hinson: Any children?
Jimmy Dugan: One of them was, yeah.

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To Blathe...he clearly said "To Blathe"

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"You know my girlfriend is dead. She fell off a cliff and died on impact."

-Happy Gilmore
(watched it twice this past weekend!)

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SHREK: Why are you following me?
DONKEY: Cause I'm all alone. There's no one here beside me. My problems have all gone, there's no one to deride me. But you gotta have friends -

SHREK: Stop singing! Why that's no wonder why you don't have friends.

DONKEY: Wow! Only a true friend would be that truly honest.

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Sir Galahad: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
French Soldier: No, now go away before I taunt you a second time.

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Michael Corleone: Fredo, you're nothing to me now. You're not a brother, you're not a friend. I don't want to know you or what you do. I don't want to see you at the hotels, I don't want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won't be there. You understand?

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DONKEY: Look at that. Who'd gonna live in a place like that?
SHREK: That would be my home.

DONKEY: Oh, it is lovely! Just beautiful! You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

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Black Knight: Have at you.
King Arthur: You are indeed brave, sir knight, but the fight is mine.
Black Knight: Oh, had enough eh?
King Arthur: Look, you stupid *******. You've got no arms left.
Black Knight: Yes I have.
King Arthur: Look.
Black Knight: Just a flesh wound.