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Re: Funny Quotes....
have you seen my stapler?!?!?
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
FARQUAAD: 'Run, run, run, as fast as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the Gingerbread Man!'
GINGERBREAD MAN: You're a monster.
FARQUAAD: I'm not the monster here, you are. You, and the rest of that fairy tale trash poisoning my perfect world. Now tell me where are the others!
GINGERBREAD MAN: Eat me!
FARQUAAD: I've tried to be fair to you creatures, now my patience has reached its end! Tell me, or I will -
GINGERBREAD MAN: No! Not the buttons! Not my gumdrop buttons!
FARQUAAD: Alright, then. Who's hiding them?
GINGERBREAD MAN: Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the Muffin Man?
FARQUAAD: The Muffin Man?
GINGERBREAD MAN: The Muffin Man.
FARQUAAD: Yes... I know the Muffin Man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
GINGERBREAD MAN: Well... she's married to the Muffin Man.
FARQUAAD: The Muffin Man?
GINGERBREAD MAN: The Muffin Man!
FARQUAAD: She's married to the Muffin Man...
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
SHREK: For your information, there's a lot more to ogres than people think.
DONKEY: Example?
SHREK: Example? Okay. Uh... ogres are like onions.
DONKEY: They stink?
SHREK: Yes. No!
DONKEY: Oh, they make you cry?
SHREK: No!
DONKEY: Oh, you leave them out in the sun, they get all brown and start sprouting little white hairs.
SHREK: No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers.
DONKEY: Oh... you both have layers... You know, not everybody like onions. Cakes! Everybody likes cakes. Cakes have layers.
SHREK: I don't care what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes... You dunce, irritating, miniature beast of burden. Ogres are like onions. End of story. Bye bye. See ya later...
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:29 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: Funny Quotes....
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!
SCOTTY DOESN'T KNOW!
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:30 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster.
Lord Farquaad: Tell me where are the others.
Gingerbread Man: Eat me.
[spits]
Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN.
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:30 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
SHREK: Princess. I... uh... how's it going, first of all? Good? Um... good for me too. I'm okay. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's pretty, and, well... I don't really like it but I thought you might like it 'coz you're pretty. But I like you anyway. I... uh... ahhh... I'm in trouble
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:31 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by OscarTheGroom
Lord Farquaad: Run, run, run as fast as you can. You can't catch me, I'm the Gingerbread Man.
Gingerbread Man: You're a monster.
Lord Farquaad: Tell me where are the others.
Gingerbread Man: Eat me.
[spits]
Gingerbread Man: All right. Do you know... the muffin man?
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: The muffin man.
Lord Farquaad: Yes, I know the muffin man. Who lives on Drury Lane?
Gingerbread Man: She's married to the muffin man...
Lord Farquaad: The muffin man?
Gingerbread Man: THE MUFFIN MAN.
Lord Farquaad: She's married to the muffin man.
hey, i beat you to that one! 
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:31 PM |
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
I gave her my heart - and she gave me......a pen.
-Say Anything - one of my all-time faves!
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:32 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
On to the Golden Girls:
Blanche: I never had to pay a penny in backtaxes. I have a way with auditors. The last time I was audited I even got money back from the government.
Sophia: Blanche, it's not a refund when the auditor leaves two twenties on your nightstand.
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:32 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it's told.
Catherine Martin: Please mister, let me go! My family will give you anything you want!
Jame "Buffalo Bill" Gumb: It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.
-Silence of the Lambs
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Jax430
On to the Golden Girls:
Blanche: I never had to pay a penny in backtaxes. I have a way with auditors. The last time I was audited I even got money back from the government.
Sophia: Blanche, it's not a refund when the auditor leaves two twenties on your nightstand.
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED!!! My guilty pleasure is knowing virtually every line to every episode.
Sad......I know! 
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:33 PM |
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Jax430
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Sophia: Well, I guess Phyllis Glutman will be my new best friend.
Dorothy: I thought you hated Phyllis Glutman.
Sophia: I do, but at the rate my friends are going, I won't have to spend too much time with her.
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:33 PM |
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Shorty
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Violet! You're turning violet, Violet!!!
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:33 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Blanche: Mel makes me feel young and beautiful and special. When we're together we laugh a lot.
Sophia: Why wouldn't you, you're both naked.
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Jax430
Sophia: Well, I guess Phyllis Glutman will be my new best friend.
Dorothy: I thought you hated Phyllis Glutman.
Sophia: I do, but at the rate my friends are going, I won't have to spend too much time with her.
Sophia: "I live through 2 world wars, sickness and everything. One night I'm going to burp and Stable Mable here is going to blow my brains out!" -- The episode where Rose gets a gun!
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Michael [caught]: Grandma, this isn't what it looks like.
Sophia: Please! I'm eighty years old. I may not remember what it feels like, but I sure as hell know what it looks like!
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to relax in a hot, steamy bath with just enough water to cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're gonna lay in an inch of water?
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:35 PM |
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hit it; he hit my hair."
-Saturday Night Fever
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| Posted 5/11/05 11:35 PM |
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LMFitz
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by Jax430
Blanche: Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to relax in a hot, steamy bath with just enough water to cover my perky bosoms.
Sophia: You're gonna lay in an inch of water?
Blanche: Sophia, do you know where any batteries are?
Sophia: You make me sick!
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lorimarie
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Re: Funny Quotes....
"A red rose, how romantic" - Blazing Saddles
"What knockers" - Young Frankenstein
"Why didn't anybody tell me my azz was this big?" - Spaceballs
Shooter - " I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"
Happy Gilmore - "You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"
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DebG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Some of these are sooo funny!
Gave me a nice chuckle this fine AM
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TheInfamousOTG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Gratuitous bumping.
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| Posted 5/12/05 3:08 PM |
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TheInfamousOTG
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Posted by lorimarie
"A red rose, how romantic" - Blazing Saddles
"What knockers" - Young Frankenstein
"Why didn't anybody tell me my azz was this big?" - Spaceballs
Shooter - " I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"
Happy Gilmore - "You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"
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DebG
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Re: Funny Quotes....
Posted by lorimarie
Shooter - " I eat pieces of s**t like you for breakfast"
Happy Gilmore - "You eat pieces of s**t for breakfast?"
Darren and I quote this ALLLL the time!
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