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jam11308
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by nrthshgrl
Later on my husband (who is overweight) was mowing the lawn. He took his shirt off. My son looked at his dad with his big belly, turned to me and said “Daddy is very skinny.” Surprised, because he’s NOT skinny, I said “Why would you say that?” He replied “He has a LOT of skin.”
OMG I love this! By his logic I'm skinny too!! 
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apples99
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I love these... sooo funny and cute and OMG at the same time.. I guess kids do say the darndest things
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| Posted 3/8/11 11:18 AM |
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TZ0624
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My SIL is always using the word "busted" (when referring to something ugly).
So my MIL was looking at herself in the mirror one day and my 2 yr. old nephew (SIL's son) said to my MIL, you look busted! She was shocked....it was actually pretty funny!!
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| Posted 3/8/11 11:21 AM |
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DancinBarefoot
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Re: Funny Things kids say
From a few weeks ago . . .
DD age 3 + 2 months . . .
DH has a whole wheat bagel for her to eat at daycare. DD wants the bagel and DH is refusing to give it to her and telling her she has to wait and she will be given the bagel at daycare. A minute or so goes by, and she says "Daddy, this does not solve my problem." DH says "what problem?" and she replies "that you won't give me the bagel now!"
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ThePs1023
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Re: Funny Things kids say
i thought of another one.
My nephew was watching the fox and the hound one day when we were all at my ILs for dinner. And out of no where he starts screaming at the top of his lungs "GET THAT BEAR YOU DOG!" Over and over and over again. My SIL was pretrified that he was going to have nightmares.
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| Posted 3/8/11 11:25 AM |
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DrMeg
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by nrthshgrl
This is an oldie as my son is now 9...but one of my favorites:
On a scorching hot summer day, my 3 year old son asked me “What is air?” I explained that air is what we breathe in, it’s made of of oxygen, etc. Then he asked “what is wind?” I said “If there is a lot of air, it blows the trees and that is wind or a windy day.” Then he said “so a foggy day means there is a lot of fog?” I said “Exactly!”
Later on my husband (who is overweight) was mowing the lawn. He took his shirt off. My son looked at his dad with his big belly, turned to me and said “Daddy is very skinny.” Surprised, because he’s NOT skinny, I said “Why would you say that?” He replied “He has a LOT of skin.”
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NikkiMoon
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My niece (4 1/2) says some pretty funny stuff.
She was showing off new words her grandfather taught her (she tells him to tell her a word, it's definition and to use it in a sentence) and she was telling me about the word combined. I automatically guessed the sentence he chose to use when she told me this definition "combined is when you put two things together and they become a spork"
She came by my house before christmas and I had mine, DH's and DS's stockings up already. Of course DH's and DS's were full cause I buy early and mine was empty cause DH waits until Christmas eve. My niece promptly informed me that I must have been bad because Santa didn't put anything in my stocking. She's too cute
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MrsKS
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Re: Funny Things kids say
love these!!!
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nancy6485
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I was driving with DS (who is 6), I look in the rearview mirror to see him picking his nose. I said "Robbie! Don't do that, that is gross."
He looked at me and so innocently said...
"What? I wasn't going to eat it!!"
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| Posted 3/8/11 2:35 PM |
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4ForMe
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Re: Funny Things kids say
This happened the first time we went to Great Wolf lodge. When we got back, my MIL asked my then 5 year old if we had a good time and how was the hotel. He responded "grandma, it's not a hotel, it's a flodge!"
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babyonboard11
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Re: Funny Things kids say
These are all hysterical!!
I am 8 months pg and my niece (4) said to me at dinner the other day - I hope there really is a baby in there and that you are not just getting fat!!
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KNic19
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Re: Funny Things kids say
DH's nephew is hilarious. When he was about 3 or 4 he knew, and could properly use, the work actually. It was so funny one day when my SIL said something that was like 99% right and he turns to her with a dead serious "Well actually mom..." and proceeds to correct her. It was very Hermione ala Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.
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dctead
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My Nephew cracks me up...
I used to drive them occasionally to day care when SIL was busy, and as a treat (and to get my Latte fix) I'd go to Dunkin Donuts and get them munchkins... Well, my Nephew says to my Niece.... "Aunt Em must have very little money, cause she gets us the little donuts. Mommy has big money..she gets us the big donuts". I nearly drove off the road for laughing so hard!!
And one time we were at Barnes & Noble getting them books (my treat)...and I then asked them where they wanted to go to lunch. My Niece said "Where ever you want, Aunt Em. You just spent alot of money on us with our books"...... and my Nephew said "No she DIDN'T" very animated.. "She just used her Credit Card...That's not Money!"
Or... even tonight.. he had 3 cookies to eat and he wanted to "eat them thoughtfully" so he had some left, when no one else did.
They make me laugh!!!
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RubyWoo
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Just thought of a few more. Someone was on the phone clearly arguing with somebody on the other end. When that person hung up the phone, SD turned around and said "that went well".
She also told us once when we were playing our version of American Idol that she couldn't sing because, and I quote, "I just don't have it in my right now" (she was about 3 at that time).
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| Posted 3/8/11 8:06 PM |
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BaroqueMama
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I'm drawing a blank right now, but usually my dd, who is 4 now, has quite a few gems.
But here are two recent ones:
The other day, we were playing memory. Me being, well...me, I am terrible at this game. So she finally got the winning pair and out of no where, she jumped up and ran over to me, and as I think she's about to hug me, she stops and yells, "IN YOUR FACE, MOM!"  First I laughed, then I yelled
And just tonight, this happened:
I'm in Target with the kids and Ava sees some stupid lip gloss things she wants. I tell her no and here's how the rest went:
Ava: Why not????
Me: Because I said no.
Ava: Mom, listen, you love me and when you love someone, you should do nice things for them, like buy them lip gloss!
Me: Well played, Ava, well played. But the answer is still no.
Ava: Eh, I tried.
She's a nut!
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Elizabeth
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I know if I dig deep I have lots of funnies from my kids but just the other day my DS (8 yrs) said "If Santa is always watching, does he see you when you are naked?" I explained how he had millions of kids ("billions" DS correctly interjected) to watch over and doesn't have time or inclination to see you naked. Then he said "What about God?" and before I could answer he said "Oh no...he has a much bigger job" I don't know if it was funny or just so innocently sweet but I loved it.
Oh yeah one time when he was small he was calling my breast "lums" and I didn't know what he meants but he meant "lungs" hahaha
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Elizabeth
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by nancy6485
I was driving with DS (who is 6), I look in the rearview mirror to see him picking his nose. I said "Robbie! Don't do that, that is gross."
He looked at me and so innocently said...
"What? I wasn't going to eat it!!"
Well he does have a point...I have one booger eater under my roof (who is just about reformed and will remain anonymous) and is is seriously more gross that just picking
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Elizabeth
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by nrthshgrl
On a scorching hot summer day, my 3 year old son asked me “What is air?” I explained that air is what we breathe in, it’s made of of oxygen, etc. Then he asked “what is wind?” I said “If there is a lot of air, it blows the trees and that is wind or a windy day.” Then he said “so a foggy day means there is a lot of fog?” I said “Exactly!”
So smart!
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DanaRenee
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Re: Funny Things kids say
SO we all know the Rihanna song...Oh, na, na, what's my name?
Well the second line is "Yeah, I heard you good with them soft lips "
Well DS knows the song and will sing that first line, and after it I've heard him say "yeah I heard your good at the flips" LOL
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| Posted 3/8/11 10:04 PM |
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Dani
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by OffWithHerHead23
My DD turned 5 on 2/28, she is famous for saying the craziest stuff. Here are 2 recent ones:
1) Police officer came to her class for career week. In the course of talking about how police officers are nice, he asked, "But who do police officers NOT like? Who do we want to put in jail?" Expecting to get the answers, bad guys, criminals, etc. My DD shoots her hand up in the air and shouts, "THE NAZIS!!!" I had to explain to the teacher how we're not white supremacists, she just really likes the Sound of Music 
i cant stop laughing at this!!!!
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Re: Funny Things kids say
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nferrandi
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Re: Funny Things kids say
A recent gem from DS... we went to Coco Key with friends for an overnighter. DS has never stayed in a hotel before, we always stay at timeshares. So he walks into the hotel room and looks around and has this confused look on his face so I asked him what was wrong. He looks at me and goes, "what the heck is this? it's just a bedroom. where's the rest?"
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neener1211
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Re: Funny Things kids say
These are all hysterical.
After having DS, I was changing him in front of my little girl cousins. The 5 year old with complete innocence asked me, "Do you know that he has a piggy tail?" referring to his pee pee. I said, "Yes, I do."
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| Posted 3/9/11 9:20 AM |
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EckoRed81504
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Re: Funny Things kids say
my little cousin asked her mom is Pirates Booty chips tasted like tushies
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| Posted 3/9/11 9:24 AM |
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fujamaga
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Re: Funny Things kids say
these are all hilarious!!
When I was 9 months pregnant, Dh's 5 year old cousin pointed to my stomach and said to their mom: Mom, don't worry, you don't have to be on a diet anymore, she's way bigger than you.
They then told me I needed to be on a diet.
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