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MichLiz213
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My nephew (he's 3) and I were watching the snow fall one day:
Me: Wow, there's a lot of snowflakes falling out there!
Nephew: Like a million?
Me: More like a gazillion!
Nephew: That's not a number!
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Jaidy invited one of the boys in her class over to play and told him she has "boy" toys but that her brother wouldn't let them play with them. He turned to her and said I'll beat that guy up for you. 
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| Posted 3/9/11 1:06 PM |
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jilliibabii
Mrs. O'Connor
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Re: Funny Things kids say
These are hysterical. A few months ago, DH's 6 year old cousin slept over our house. We were all laying in the living room on the air mattress and had just turned off the lights because it was late and she needed to go to sleep. So joking around, I put my hands out and felt Hailey's face and said "Dan, is that you?" and she laughs and says "NO! It's Hailey." So some time passes and Hailey finally says "Goodnight Jessie" (my name is Jill, obviously, Jessie is my FSIL) and I said "Hailey, you know it's Jill!" She just rolled her eyes and says "I know, I was making a joke." Yes, a 6 year old's joke went over my head. 
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| Posted 3/9/11 1:20 PM |
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tray831
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His Baby
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Re: Funny Things kids say
These are sooo funny! I feel like quoting everyone's quotes but it would be all 3 pages of it!
Love it! :
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| Posted 3/9/11 1:25 PM |
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Finally1108
My two boys
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Re: Funny Things kids say
DH and i were in the pool and he was splashing me and throwing me around like a rag doll, so i said to him "if you do not stop we are breaking up" so my 6 year old cousin turns to me with a straight face and says " you cant break up, ur married"
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| Posted 3/9/11 1:53 PM |
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sometimesmommy
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Mine is But here goes. DD is 3 and we were at Kohls. Barbie's box was open and she wasnt wearing any bottoms so dd says "Mommy, I can see barbie's coochie"
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| Posted 3/9/11 2:28 PM |
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TZ0624
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by sometimesmommy
Mine is But here goes. DD is 3 and we were at Kohls. Barbie's box was open and she wasnt wearing any bottoms so dd says "Mommy, I can see barbie's coochie"
OMG..that is hilarious
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| Posted 3/9/11 2:30 PM |
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luvsun27
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Just yesterday on the way home from school DD (4 1/2) says she is going to get married on Friday and I need to get her a white dress. Then she asked when I was getting married. I said, I have nobody to get married too. She said "just pick someone from work tomorrow and we can both get married"
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| Posted 3/9/11 2:46 PM |
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Bearcat
Love my little girls!!! <3
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by sometimesmommy
Mine is But here goes. DD is 3 and we were at Kohls. Barbie's box was open and she wasnt wearing any bottoms so dd says "Mommy, I can see barbie's coochie"
I just spit out my apple juice!
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| Posted 3/9/11 3:33 PM |
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Bearcat
Love my little girls!!! <3
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Re: Funny Things kids say
my niece (she's 3.5) was walking around the house one day with her (fake) cell phone tucked into the waistband of her pajama pants, proclaiming "i'm just like uncle M (my dh)" and my sister was all like  so my niece says "duh mommy, the police carry all that stuff in their pants"
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| Posted 3/9/11 3:37 PM |
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JennCo
My greatest joy is my baby boy
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I was changing my DS in front of my niece the other day and she says to me "Aunt Jenn, why don't I have a rope like Brandon?"
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| Posted 3/9/11 5:06 PM |
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JessNicole7EMF
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Re: Funny Things kids say
awwww lol
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| Posted 3/9/11 10:51 PM |
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PrincessVonTrockel
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My little cousin was in the car with my then FH and I when she was 4 1/2 and we were driving to go pick up our wedding invitations....she was in the back seat and it was about 8pm and dark and she said
"Are there any cars behind us?"
I checked and said, "No"
She asked
"There there any cars in front of us?"
I checked and said "No"
She screams
"WE'RE DOOMED!!!!!"
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| Posted 3/9/11 11:11 PM |
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Posted by EckoRed81504
my little cousin asked her mom is Pirates Booty chips tasted like tushies
I believe the answer is YES.
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| Posted 3/9/11 11:57 PM |
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MsSissy
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I know this is an older post but I had to share this one from today.
I'm babysitting a 4 yr old today.
We were in the truck with my DH and my DH was telling me that his back was bothering him.
So I said "wow your back still hurts from the pull-ups".
The 4 yr old yelled from the back seat "YOU WEAR PULL-UPS?? You wear diapers"
DH & I just looked at each other and
I had to explain...not those kind of pull ups.
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| Posted 4/8/11 2:34 PM |
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Lina
My angel is finally here
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Lindsay
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My parents said that when I was younger and learning to ready I saw a newspaper with the title "Teen's Brush With Death" and I asked my parents what kind of tooth paste he used...
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| Posted 4/8/11 2:38 PM |
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Lina
My angel is finally here
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by Mssissy
I know this is an older post but I had to share this one from today.
I'm babysitting a 4 yr old today.
We were in the truck with my DH and my DH was telling me that his back was bothering him.
So I said "wow your back still hurts from the pull-ups".
The 4 yr old yelled from the back seat "YOU WEAR PULL-UPS?? You wear diapers"
DH & I just looked at each other and
I had to explain...not those kind of pull ups.
Haha, tooo funny!
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| Posted 4/8/11 2:39 PM |
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LoriH
There's no place like home
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I will add another from St. Patrick's day.
My DD (almost 3 yo) wished me a Happy Aunt Patty's Day and wanted to know when her Aunt Pat was coming over for her party.
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| Posted 4/8/11 2:42 PM |
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AngnShaun
Sisters
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Re: Funny Things kids say
From my niece to my sister...
"Mama, if you wanna look pretty, you should change your clothes..."
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| Posted 4/8/11 2:44 PM |
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Stacey1403
Where it all began....
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Damien told me the other day we should be "Wheel Watchers" (Wheel of Fortune) so we can win a trip to Hawaii and "mock" (he meant mack) on the hot babes
Jaidy was watching Jack's Big Music show and some really nerdy guy was singing and she turns to me ans says "hey Mom who's this big dork?"
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sweetie101
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Re: Funny Things kids say
lol
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| Posted 4/8/11 2:59 PM |
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sweetie101
you make me smile :o)
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Re: Funny Things kids say
One day I was outside with my nephew and my SO. A woman and men were walking down the street. My nephew turned and was like uncle he comes your gf.lol
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A few months ago, my mom, DD and I were visiting my cousin in PA. I got DD out of the shower, and was getting her dressed...I asked my mom to toss me the Aquaphor because DD was getting a little spot of eczema on her rear-end.
The next morning, we pick up my cousin for breakfast, and DD is in the back yelling about "THE EGGS - They're hurting me!" I couldn't for the life of me figure out what all this nonsense about Eggs on her butt was....then it hit me...
Eggs on my butt = Eczema!
I don't think the poor kid will ever live that one down!!
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| Posted 4/8/11 3:04 PM |
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Jennifer
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My niece comes out with cute things all the time...
She was about 5 at the time and has a little boyfriend called Grant.
So I asked her if she was going to married to Grant and she said yes. i asked her if she was going to have kids and she said yes, but she said she thinks Grant will have the baby.
So i said, if Grant has the baby, I am going to buy you a car! She looked at me and gave me the biggest hug and she got so excited.
Poor kid is going to be so disappointed!
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| Posted 4/8/11 3:45 PM |
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debidonnamom
Kindness matters
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Re: Funny Things kids say
When Donna was a teeny girl, her little friend across the street, had chicken pox; When I told Donna this, she said she wanted chicken pops too!!!! Mary
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