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Jillybean28
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Re: Funny Things kids say
When I told my daughter we were expecting, she told us immediately it was a boy. (We have no idea, waiting to find out) So I asked what do you think we she name the baby? Her answer:
" Ummm I think Jesus or Woody would be good."
My nephew Matt, 4 was eating marshmallows.He tugs on my pants and tells me "this cheese is awesome!" 
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Stacey1403
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by Jillybean28
When I told my daughter we were expecting, she told us immediately it was a boy. (We have no idea, waiting to find out) So I asked what do you think we she name the baby? Her answer:
" Ummm I think Jesus or Woody would be good."
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| Posted 4/8/11 7:06 PM |
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muffaboo
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I teach Kindergarten and have a bathroom in my classroom. A boy forgot to close the door and was peeing with his hands behind his back and a girl yells "OMG!!!! HE'S PEE-PEEing OUT HIS BELLY!!"  I guess she's never seen someone pee standing up.
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| Posted 4/8/11 8:10 PM |
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MsSissy
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by muffaboo
I teach Kindergarten and have a bathroom in my classroom. A boy forgot to close the door and was peeing with his hands behind his back and a girl yells "OMG!!!! HE'S PEE-PEEing OUT HIS BELLY!!" I guess she's never seen someone pee standing up.
I can just imagine the things you hear the kids say.
Posted by Jillybean28
When I told my daughter we were expecting, she told us immediately it was a boy. (We have no idea, waiting to find out) So I asked what do you think we she name the baby? Her answer:
" Ummm I think Jesus or Woody would be good."
Reminds me of another story.
I also watch a 3 yr old who gets along great with the 4 yr I old watch. One day the 3 yr old had some Toy Story stickers and he was excited to share the news.
He went running up to the 4 yr old and his brother yelling..."hi guys I have a woody............sticker"
I couldn't stop
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| Posted 4/8/11 8:26 PM |
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juanvi
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Omg these are fantastic I'm cracking up
Just some I can think of...
The first time I changed dd in front of older ds he said with such a serious face...mommy she's missing one.
Ds loves just dance for the wii. He's always singing I feel good by james brown but the words are great...he makes up a bunch. He goes up to everyone and randomly sings it. He's only 3 so its super cute.
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| Posted 4/8/11 8:43 PM |
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Jax430
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I am preschool psychologist. I should really write down the things that my kids say.
Two of my favorites from this year were from the same kid. During Chanukah, they were learning about the symbols, like the dreidel, and I happened to have one with me because I also teach Hebrew school.
I asked him what it was and he said, "a drildo." I asked him what holiday it was for, and he said, "Harmonica." Yup, we played drildo on Harmonica!
One day, the same child was upset after lunch, and told me that he didn't want to eat the banana that his mother sent him with. We talked about it, and all of a sudden he started crying and said, "But bananas are only for monkeys!"
Another little boy, on the first day of school, was playing in the kitchen area, and told me, "Be careful, don't burn yourself." I told him not to burn himself, and he replied, "I'm black, I don't burn."
There are more, but I can't think of them right now...
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| Posted 4/8/11 9:13 PM |
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MrsFrizzle
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Re: Funny Things kids say
These are all too cute. My niece is 20 months and only says a handful of words the other day DH, me, BIL & SIL were all sitting around their table when DH went to the bathroom and our niece looks at me and asks "JoJo cocky?"
We couldnt stop laughing, DH's name is Joe but SIL calls him JoJo. They just started teaching her about the bathroom and the lingo, obviously she's catching on.
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| Posted 4/8/11 9:23 PM |
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Strawberry2468
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Re: Funny Things kids say
OMG these have me
I was just telling my mom and we were talking about some things my brother and nephew said.
My brother had a book when he was 3 called "Ernies Big Mess". My mom hears him in the next room flipping pages, shaking his head and "reading". "Ah, f-ing mess Ernie" turns page "Oh Ernie what an F-ing mess", etc.
When my nephew was 2, my mom was in the bathroom drying her hair and he ran in trying to tell her my sister was at the door and ringing the bell (it was locked. Except he said "Mima, Mommy a ding dong". (He used to put "a" before everything).
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| Posted 4/8/11 9:35 PM |
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stephaniea
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Re: Funny Things kids say
When my oldest son was in 6th grade came into my room and told him he learned that you have to have sex to have a baby. I told him that it was true. He proceeds to say "So you sexed 3 times?"....Yup it should be that easy. I walked away laughing.
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| Posted 4/9/11 9:12 AM |
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TaraHutch
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I have to read all these! This stuff is the best!
My nephew was about 4 or 5 when he came back from 7-11 with a slurpee. I asked him what flavor he got. He said "Peanut Nevada."
He meant pina colada 
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| Posted 4/9/11 9:14 AM |
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REKoz412
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My all time favorite comes from DD#2 who was 7 or 8. Unbeknownst to me, she had obviously been "briefed" by the older kids about the things her parents do when they go to bed.
Conversation takes place after I pick her up from a friends and it's just the 2 of us. She is disturbed:
"Mommy, what is sex?" Trying to keep my eyes on the road as well as my cool, I proceed to tell her that it is something 2 people do when they love each other etc. -keeping it light and age appropriate. I end with saying that it's something she doesn't have to think about until she's much older.
Now she's looking more disturbed and I'm thinking she's feeling typically grossed out by this new information.
Me: "I promise that you will understand a lot more when you are older. There's no reason for you to worry about it now."
Her: (In desparation) "Yes there is! I won't know what to do!"
Me: (attempting to maintain control of the car and myself) "Sweetheart, you will when you're all grown up and you love someone."
Her: "Well, I think it would be a good idea to watch you and Daddy one night so I know what to do!"
I made it home without crashing!!!
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| Posted 4/9/11 9:38 AM |
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MsSissy
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Re: Funny Things kids say
I love all these stories.
Definitely bookmarking for a day I'm feeling down in the dumps. These will pick me right up!
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| Posted 4/9/11 9:49 AM |
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Stacey1403
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by REKoz412
Her: "Well, I think it would be a good idea to watch you and Daddy one night so I know what to do!"
I made it home without crashing!!!
I think this one is my fav!!
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| Posted 4/9/11 11:30 AM |
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Goldi0218
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Abby and I were walking out of day care when she said:
"I have TWO daddy's!"
Really now.
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| Posted 4/9/11 12:07 PM |
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MrsFrizzle
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Re: Funny Things kids say
OMG by far the best
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steph4777
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Re: Funny Things kids say
When my son was 4, he asked me why he and I had different size nickles. I was like what are you talking about. He promptly raises up his shirt and say my nickles are small but you have really big nickles. When I tried to correct him, he told that he was pretty sure that it wasn't nipples.
At that moment I promptly decided it was time to stop letting him stay in my room when I'm getting dressed.
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| Posted 4/9/11 6:22 PM |
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stephaniea
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by jkfris09
OMG by far the best
absolutely!
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| Posted 4/9/11 7:49 PM |
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hbugal
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Re: Funny Things kids say
My daughter's used to tell everyone that I bought my DH online....(we met on Match.com)
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REKoz412
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Re: Funny Things kids say
Posted by jkfris09
OMG by far the best
Can you imagine? I'm a newbie here and haven't posted a lot but this one is too good not to share.
A moment frozen in time for sure. On the one hand, I wished someone else was there to experience it with me. On the other, I don't think I could have maintained control of myself!
It might not surprise you to know that the next time my then DH (now ex) began doing the "thing parents do," we joked about waking her up for observation!
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