Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

Posted by neener1211

This is where I lost it

Posted by nrthshgrl

In a crowded elevator my then 3 year son volunteered "This elevator makes my penis feel funny" & when he tried to get him to quiet down with everyone in supressed laughter, he asked his dad if it made his penis feel weird too.

In church when the altar boys rang the bell, my little Maddie clapped her hands & yelled "Ice Cream Man!"

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

OMG, this is great

I am living in fear of the day DS learns to talk

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

My 2.5 year old is obsessed with me nursing my 3 week old. My mom asked her what I was doing and she said, "Feeding Lily from her boobies!"

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

these are great!

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

Posted by mcl916

OMG, this is great

I am living in fear of the day DS learns to talk

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

When Aviana was 4 she brought my black panties to nursery school. Somehow she snuck them in her back pack and when she got to school she was swigning them around. She did it in a funny manner b/c that is her personality. When I came to pick her up the teacher told me what she did. I was
my first thought were OMG were they clean?????
They were actually new and never worn yet. I was mortified that the whole school saw my panties. They thought it was hysterical.
I'm glad it was then when my size was much smaller. I think I'd faint if that happened to me now.

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

Posted by Cakes

When Aviana was 4 she brought my black panties to nursery school. Somehow she snuck them in her back pack and when she got to school she was swigning them around. She did it in a funny manner b/c that is her personality. When I came to pick her up the teacher told me what she did. I was
my first thought were OMG were they clean?????
They were actually new and never worn yet. I was mortified that the whole school saw my panties. They thought it was hysterical.
I'm glad it was then when my size was much smaller. I think I'd faint if that happened to me now.

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

I was running into Sports Authority to grab a shirt that I knew my Dh wanted. I had my ds who was 4 and my newest son who was maye 6 weeks old. I was BFing and realized that the little guy wanted to eat soon. I figured we'd just run in and out. So I grab the shirt and we go up to pay. As soon as I get to the counter the baby wakes up and goes wild.

The poor teenage boy cashier is trying the best he could to get the transaction done as quickly as possible. We pay and the guys says "There little guy your done." My 4 yr old turns to him and say "Yeah he'll be fine now, Mom is going to feed him now. She feeds him from her boobies you know. They have milk in them."

I almost died, not to mention he guy turned bright red. I will admit I have never stepped foot in that Sport Authority again. I now go to another one.

Message edited 4/24/2009 10:18:48 PM.

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

Posted by nrthshgrl

Posted by MommyAgain
how do you like THAT?!

You are hands down the winner!

Re: Spinoff to Xelindryas funny post..YOUR most embarassing mommy moment

Posted by dlate07

Posted by neener1211

This is where I lost it

Posted by nrthshgrl

In a crowded elevator my then 3 year son volunteered "This elevator makes my penis feel funny" & when he tried to get him to quiet down with everyone in supressed laughter, he asked his dad if it made his penis feel weird too.

In church when the altar boys rang the bell, my little Maddie clapped her hands & yelled "Ice Cream Man!"

i totally agree