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Otherme
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Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
Asked on Yahoo Answers:
Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
"Infinite loop"
"Double abortion"
"This chick is going to be a mother in 9 weeks, grandmother in 9 months, a great-grandmother in 10 month, and a great-great grandmother in 11 months. The best part is that she's only 19".
LMAO
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| Posted 11/6/09 2:42 PM |
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OMG - some of those responses are FANTASTIC!  
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| Posted 11/6/09 2:43 PM |
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Wendy
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
Good luck with getting you baby pregnant
Your friend,
Santa Claus
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| Posted 11/6/09 2:52 PM |
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maybeamommy
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
That is the greatest thing ever! I'm laughing so hard at some of these responses!
YES!!!! It so happens that I am pregnant at the moment and me an my partner had sex on a few occasions, now my baby is pregnant with twins and is only 3 weeks behind me for the birth we are all very excited , some more great news is as I have been eating alot of sushi all 3 babies have a high chance of speaking fluent Japanese. We look forward to what the future holds as I will be a new mother an new nana in the space of a month.
and this one..
The answer is yes. Also, if you're pregnant with a baby boy and a baby girl, then they too can copulate and impregnate each other. If you're pregnant with a baby boy, it's highly likely that the baby boy will impregnate you again and you'll have babies at different stages in the womb...semi fraternal twins. Careful though, if the baby boy fathers a fetal girl, he will try to impregnate her as well.
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CrankyPants
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
That was great. I love this one:
Don't be fooled by all of these other answers. Your baby CAN get pregnant! My doctor assured me that me and my husband can have sex without impregnating the baby. Well we did. After my baby was about 4 weeks old, she started complaining that she hadn't got her period yet. She usually gets her period a week before me, so I had already gotten my period.... we knew something was strange. So we took her to the doctor and found out that she was pregnant. She decided to keep it. So by the time my baby is 9 months old, she will be a mother. She's young, but I promised to help her out. These other comments are wrong! Use protection!
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Wow, just when you think you've seen it all, this gets asked! I loved the boy twin impregnating the girl twin. That is classic.
So, do those people who think this is possible also feel the father should be charged with some sort of crime? 
Wow, the stupidity flows like water!
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| Posted 11/6/09 3:05 PM |
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headoverheels
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OMG
god i seriously hope the person asking the question was joking 
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| Posted 11/6/09 3:07 PM |
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maybeamommy
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
OMG, now i'm on page 2...
Yea it's true and that makes you a child molester.
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Not only that, but if the baby is male, he will be made gay if you have sex with a man while you are pregnant with him.
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| Posted 11/6/09 3:08 PM |
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MarathonKnitter
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i'm about to pee!!!
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maybeamommy
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
Well she probably can't get pregnant. But you shouldn't have sex when pregnant because the man's penis will be hitting the baby in the face repeatedly. This is how ugly people are made.
PREGNANT BABIES **** IT'S LKE THOSE RUSSIAN DOLLS.
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HelloThere
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Infinite loop..... HILARIOUS
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| Posted 11/6/09 3:11 PM |
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Posted by maybeamommy
That is the greatest thing ever! I'm laughing so hard at some of these responses!
YES!!!! It so happens that I am pregnant at the moment and me an my partner had sex on a few occasions, now my baby is pregnant with twins and is only 3 weeks behind me for the birth we are all very excited , some more great news is as I have been eating alot of sushi all 3 babies have a high chance of speaking fluent Japanese. We look forward to what the future holds as I will be a new mother an new nana in the space of a month.
and this one..
The answer is yes. Also, if you're pregnant with a baby boy and a baby girl, then they too can copulate and impregnate each other. If you're pregnant with a baby boy, it's highly likely that the baby boy will impregnate you again and you'll have babies at different stages in the womb...semi fraternal twins. Careful though, if the baby boy fathers a fetal girl, he will try to impregnate her as well.
I was going to post both of these!
This one is classic too.
Too late, Benito.
a babby can only be formed if a baby is impregnated through a hostile manner, so if the mother was bearing a female baby and she is impregnated while she is raped, then the baby will take one for the team. There is a 35% probability of this, though.
Your boyfriend will most likely leave you, before you inform him, since the child support while a mother is still a fetus stage is up to $500 a month.
Or this!
Don't listen to these people - they're trying to set you up.
The answer is yes, it can get pregnant. When this happens - the baby doesn't get born the natural way. It will eject out of your stomach (or sometimes out of your chest). This is because there is not enough room for 2 babies to be born the natural way (when one baby is inside another). With twins/triplets its ok.
Giving birth this way is extremely painful, and is usually fatal. If you've ever seen the movie Aliens - its a bit like that. Its called a cesarean gastro birth. Ask your doctor about it. That's why you sometimes see women with huge scars up their stomachs. Its where the skin split and the baby ejected from.
If you don't want your baby to get pregnant - try swallowing instead. That way your stomach acids will kills the sperm, before it can impregnant your own unborn child.
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Phyl
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I like that the question was marked RESOLVED.
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skinny
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Wow.
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neener1211
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
Posted by maybeamommy
Well she probably can't get pregnant. But you shouldn't have sex when pregnant because the man's penis will be hitting the baby in the face repeatedly. This is how ugly people are made.
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I can't........
there are no words!
I love the infinite loop...
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JoesWife628
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
ummm wow. Okay. I teach special education and i've heard a wide array of questions....but WOW! This one takes the cake! I don't know what's worse: the person asking the question or over 200 responses.    I'm kind of stuck between and
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JoesWife628
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
"No, neither you nor the baby can get pregnant. Both of you can get da aids, however."
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Disneygirl
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OMG I'm laughing so hard, I'm crying right now!!!
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Message edited 3/4/2010 3:30:37 PM.
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Jax430
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
OMG, this is hilarious!!!
I love this one:
IT ABSOLUTELY CAN! I am a baby. I'm 7 months old and 6 months pregnant. My father is the baby's daddy and my mom is going to be a grandma 10 months having her first kid. Do you understand what kind of strain this puts on me? I'm going to have to bypass my whole education! I've been working drive-thru @ Burger King since I was 3 months old! *** FML.
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Well she probably can't get pregnant. But you shouldn't have sex when pregnant because the man's penis will be hitting the baby in the face repeatedly. This is how ugly people are made.
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Stacey1403
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Re: Genius.. or quite possibly offensive.
Holy crap this is funny
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springchick
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"YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT. I had sex with a pregnant chick yesterday and her baby boy got pregnant with twins. the twins then had sex inside the first baby causing one of the twins to have quadruplets. the quadruplets all had an orgy and two of them are now pregnant with octuplets. This chick is going to be a mother in 9 weeks, grandmother in 9 months, a great-grandmother in 10 month, and a great-great grandmother in 11 months. The best part is that she's only 19. By the way, the only thing wrong with this form of baby birth is that now all the children will come out with webbed toes,wings, and huge sexual organs.
Good luck with getting you baby pregnant
Your friend,
Santa Claus"
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